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Me, having a hard day: Goddamn this job, I can't take it anymore, I've been squeezed like a lemon, I'm a lifeless shadow of a once blooming individual, I am a shell, a specter, a clump of inanimate molecules...
My cat: I had a hard time catching soap bubbles today.
Too true.
Maddie: "Mom, I had the worst day EVVERR. Smitty kept coming near me and I had to hiss at him!"
Smitty: "Huh? What's going on everybody? When's dinner?"
@Vonzales
HA