So, I've watched Avatar The Way of Water a while ago and for those of you who are still on the fence about going -- the plot is so watery I am not even going to apologize for the clumsy pun.
I didn't see the first one for well over 10 years and I can honestly say I didn't miss anything all those years.
@see_the_sus
Remove the cartoon background and it becomes a dull extremely unlikely tale of a family fleeing war to find paradise to bring war after them INTO that paradise, to having everyone living there thank them and call them brother.
James Cameron has gone a bit coo-coo if he thinks this is somehow credible.
@see_the_sus Yeah, it’s that silly.
The plot is literally Sully and his wife and kids fleeing their village (and leaving all their kin behind for the “earth baddies” to stomp) from the “Earth baddies who’ve come back specifically to get him and also to do a little terraforming and colonising AS A SIDE QUEST (of which they do fuck all during all 14 hours of screen time).
So they ask shelter at another tribe. Naturally the “Earth baddies” follow them there and turn everyone’s life to hell.
@see_the_sus And everyone in the other tribe is like "Yay! What joy! You are our brethren now! In fact, why don't you stay with us forever! Here's our underwater Sacred Tree, go pigtail-fuck it to complete the ritual."
You know, this is actually so intellectually insulting to me that I'm inclined to write out a full scale essay on this drivel. I want revenge!!!
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I admit to barely remembering much about the 1st movie, other than the basic premise so help me out here.
Sully is a human, right? I seem to recall watching him lay down in a tanning booth & go off into dreamland to turn into an "avatar" to spy on Pandora & if this is right, then how the fuck can an avatar have children? Did he turn into one of the Pandora people in the first movie?
excuse the horrid grammar. My brain is muck due to the ongoing wind apocalypse we're having.
@see_the_sus Sulky, I mean, Sully is a human marine (with bum legs, so he moves around in a wheel chair) who switches between his real body and an artificially grown avatar so he can run scott free among the na’vi in an attempt to join them with the purpose of cultural exchange between humans and the pandorans.
He takes the side of na’vi when the human missions military wing goes trigger happy and decides to remove the tribe by force to expose a valuable resource that their huts are sitting on.
@see_the_sus In the end he abandons his human body and with the tribe’s help, that uses the magic Scared, I mean, Sacred Tree to permanently transfer his consciousness and his complete persona into the avatar body.
Since it’s a sort of a clone, it probably retains a full set of na’vi body functions, including the making of children :)
So John Smith reincarnates as a space Mohawk and then marries and porks the blue skinned Pocahontas, and has 4 kids by her, some almost fully grown by A2 events
hmmmm.....perhaps the 3rd movie will reanimate Sully's now consciousless body and send THAT after the treasonous bloke?
@see_the_sus ha! Great idea!
@see_the_sus @Vonzales The avatar was a real biological body with a brain and everything to host his human body's intel. The mother tree ported him over permanently.
@Vonzales
bring war after them? Call them brother?
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