#Russia is sending convicted women from prisons to the frontlines in an attempt to compensate heavy losses among troops fighting in #Ukraine

#RussiaIsAFascistState

Me every time Putin is mentioned in the news

Head of fascist #Russia mercenary army (called Wagner, after Hitler’s favorite composer) Evgheny Prigozhin says he’s running for President of Ukraine in 2024

🤡

A preschool aged child in fascist #Russia reads a poem that roughly goes along the lines of “burn them all in a holy fire, we have nothing to hide, war is our main trade and we are good at it”

These stainless steel babies are infinitely cute!
They were complementary with this made in Moldova bottle of 7 yo cognac

Former mock-president of fascist #Russia Medvedev (who was assigned this post so Putin could circumvent the 2-term limit rule and go back on the throne) reacted by calling Zelenskyy (a Jew) a Nazi and renaming #Ukraine to Schweinisch Bandera-Reich

#Russia MFA reacted by saying “They are making an anti-Russia out of #Ukraine!”

Um… yeah? That’s a GOOD thing, ya tit! 😀

Seriously, what’s with the hair

It’s hideous

It’s embarrassing

Oh FFS

🤦‍♂️

Japan 💙💛

Official press-release by Yves Rocher #Russia:

“Patriotic sentiments are stronger than ever. It is our duty to preserve and multiply the uniqueness and exclusivity of pure Russian beauty. The best genes from generation to generation have created a unique Russian phenotype which reflects the purity of Russian culture, a special and vivid example for those who have long lost their originality and exclusivity, WASTEFULLY MIXING GENES WITH OTHER PEOPLES."

No joke. Link: https://at.tumblr.com/ohsalome/merrymorningofmay-hey-look-a-fun-recent-collab/ttpxmb1shsue

Chief Editor of the scandalous RussiaToday channel (who'd lost broadcasting licenses in a number of countries for blatant abuses and demonstrably false "reporting") threatens to "hit Tbilisi, #Georgia, with a direct missile strike if the protests don't stop".

How is it any of fascist #Russia's damn business she never specified, or course. Her justification is a vague "they're joining up forces with the Evil West to harm us"

These used to be the best places on earth

Nazi Germany's philosophy was based around the idea of the Third Reich (the Third Rome) which was tightly connected to the idea of Germanic peoples being the highest human race on Earth, which was based on the idea that they were the ones who'd brought the Roman Empire down and thusly inherited all its greatness and have become their only true successor.

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Trump’s peace plan is to give Putin whatever he wants

#RussiaIsAFascistState
#Ukraine

It’s International Women’s Day
So my honey gets a special breakfast 😎

When the optician prescribes you new glasses

Who’s your childhood’s unfunniest funny man? To me, it’s this guy

Erm… scuze me?

Low penetration power

tee-hee 🤭