Thursday and I wake up the saddest New York City Crime Boss cosplay.
This is Trump literally admitting he paid hush money to porn stars. He's saying, yeah, I paid for sex, but I thought I was doing it legally because my criminal lawyer said so.
Somewhere right now, Trump's current lawyer is downing handfuls of Xanax with cheap wine sucked right from the box.
@Stonekettle Team Mueller: "Did he... did he just confess on twitter?"
@Stonekettle And elsewhere, a certain First Lady is caressing her solid gold toilet and mumbling "I will not go back to hole in floor"
@Stonekettle As a trial lawyer, whenever I have clients doing really stupid shit, I just chant the mantra “At the end of the day, I get to go home.” 😜
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Yes. I tell clients to shut the F up. And with some I use strong language to get the idea across.
But despite that, so many criminals believe themselves smarter than their attorneys and think they can talk their way out of trouble - they always have before.
45* is the client from hell. I cannot imagine agreeing to take his case. Any attorney who did should demand a huge retainer up front, though, since he will stiff them on the bill otherwise.
@Stonekettle I think "supplies" should be "peanut stuff"
@Stonekettle He doesn’t understand “Miranda” isn’t a female. 😒
Trump: Mikey has broken the code! Nobody breaks the code!
Rocko: I never thought he'd turn rat, Boss.
Trump: Dis guy has great liability to me!
Bruiser: You want us to fit him for some cement shoes?
Trump: We never even had dis conversation, right boys? <winks>
Rocko: <checks recorder in pocket> Sure, Boss.
Trump: Youch guys need some folding cash for "supplies," just take it out of my campaign funds.