Thursday and I wake up the saddest New York City Crime Boss cosplay.

This is Trump literally admitting he paid hush money to porn stars. He's saying, yeah, I paid for sex, but I thought I was doing it legally because my criminal lawyer said so.

Somewhere right now, Trump's current lawyer is downing handfuls of Xanax with cheap wine sucked right from the box.

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Yes. I tell clients to shut the F up. And with some I use strong language to get the idea across.

But despite that, so many criminals believe themselves smarter than their attorneys and think they can talk their way out of trouble - they always have before.

45* is the client from hell. I cannot imagine agreeing to take his case. Any attorney who did should demand a huge retainer up front, though, since he will stiff them on the bill otherwise.

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