This world is crappy, take the time to hug someone and make them feel better. Unless they don't want to be hugged obviously, or unless your in the workplace that can get you in trouble. You know what, don't hug anyone, that was a bad idea.

Getting too old for video games. I spend more time downloading and updating them then I do playing them.

Roofers are the new roosters waking you up in the early hours of the morning...

If I can't see the big picture, maybe the frigging picture ain't big enough.

The rosebush doesn’t give a shit that it’s October

@MrGoat I'm wayyy up here too, 'cause i got high, because I got high, because i got high.

@MrGoat I took the afternoon off just so I can poke your eye out with this post

Anyone who writes articles about Taylor Swift watching football games needs a career change.

Disconnected from reality example # 1 :

*Goes through 3-weeks worth of 'work notes' to clean up and create 1 clean version of notes*
*throws out a millions doodles and signatures*
*throws out stuff scribbled so high level and don't understand it anymore*
End result = no usable notes.

Bless the people who can never remember your name because these are the people that never bother you with anything.

@misslovelymess a chaos of their own making sheesh

@voltronic Technology is definitely to blame. We've gotten lazy as a society when it comes to spelling because we rely too much on autocorrect.

So If I understand American Politics (which I often don't), now they got a vote in a new speaker, which likely won't be, but could be McCarthy again. What I don't understand is how just yesterday or so, a senator or law-maker or whatever was saying that everything was tied up because of Matt Gaetz and only him. So what, Matt Gaetz has the power all by himself to oust the speaker? Je comprends pas.

@voltronic What i'm doing more and more as I get older is what I feel like me thinking faster than i'm typing, and the end result is i'll have a sentence with 1 or 2 completely missing words. It's especially bad when the word you opt-out of the email is "not"

@voltronic I know right, we're living in the era where nobody can write there/their/they're without having a panic attack.

When someone tells you that you have the wrong definition for a word, remind them that all words were made up. You do you.

@MrGoat If only you were MrGoatus, then it would rhyme with POTUS.

It's perfectly okay to think Biden is too old to run again all while being anti-GOP/anti-hardcore conservative. I'm much more in favor of younger politicians who I feel are more in touch with the needs of today, while the older generation I often feel get caught up in the needs of yesterday.

@DarksideStraxus Donald Trump is also a rotting corpse but is sadly still around. Just saying.