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We are under Tornado alert in an area that is non known for tornadoes.
News : It's important to have a plan !
Me : I don't even have a basement !

Don't forget to be nice to people, except those who don't deserve it, be an asshole to those people. It's all about maintaining balance in the universe and you don't want to disrupt that shit.

@AverageCitizen If it would have taken 5 weeks, I think you get 6th week free.

@amarand I'm honestly just amazed I saw a white rabbit. Usually just see them regular browns hares all around.

In the category of, messages I don’t want to receive while I’m on the toilet

Waitress: Would you like some salt & pepper?
Me : Ah, push it — push it good, Ah, push it — push it real good
Waitress: 😵

@SassyGirlBoss This is new to me, I thought everyone hated everyone.

@LPH6 It could very much all go to hell in my next game so i'm standing tall and proud until then lol

I know most of you hate golf and thinks it's an elitist sport which drains the oceans of their water, and you're probably right in some way, but It won't stop me from telling you I got my best score ever this weekend, with an 86.

They forgot what enhance meant when they released the enhancement
chika chika chika

@AskTheDevil I find it stupid because you're revealing your hand to Russia that so long as they continue this war, they don't have to worry about Ukraine joining Nato.

Just officially deactivated twitter after like a year of just not using it but leaving it active.

Biden just inviting the republicans to take everything by saying Ukraine isn't ready to be party of NATO. What a spectacularly stupid thing to say.

My TV remote control went low battery in February. Still works and I haven't changed the batteries. The only annoyance is this little red light constantly blinking. That's what I do for the environment, what the hell are you doing?

@Oldguyaz I'll vote for the ant because I really don't want termites.

@sentientdessert I think a bug would be the likely culprit, I was really confused for a few minutes haha

New York trying to make Canada feel better by producing more firework smoke than all Canadian wildfires combined.

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CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.