@thedisasterautist I'm re-watching it and that kid looks like such a little bully that you want to throw into the T-Rex den.

@Alfred What happened to the kid who played in Jurassic Park and referred to velociraptors as 6-foot turkeys early in the movie?

@Alfred Explain why seeing something can you leave you breathless.

News : Ice is melting at the poles !
News : Temperatures rising like never before !
News : Heat record broken again and again.
Work : "NO SHORTS!"

Can we stop calling them advanced and simplified modes? Making me feel like i'm to slow and aging to use an "advanced" mode.

@JolieSaboteuse Take whatever time you need and know that there's people out here who appreciate you tonnes, myself included.

30 minutes into a 5 hour work meeting and I have no idea what is going on. MIssed the introduction and kind of hoping eventually, everything will Tetrisize into place, but so far, no luck.

Space App : Asteroids, meteor showers, auroras!
Smog : Not on my fucken watch.

When you’re feeling the “Joey ‘How you doin’?” Vibes

@sk_in_sj All i'm saying is Jack Dorsey has a net worth of like 5 billion dollars. I think he's doing just fine.

@sk_in_sj why should anyone feel for him?

I present to you, some kind of bug

@Alfred Why does grass grow where it's not supposed to but won't goddamn grow in the middle of my lawn?

@piquant00 Did you check the list of pokemon characters, pretty sure you'll find it there.

Storm photo :
PHOTO : RADIO-CANADA / BENOÎT GUÉRIN

When you’ve never seen a tornado, everything starts to look like a tornado

Storm update : Mother nature just shit her pants.

@walterbays Luckily, the center of the storm system is missing us a little to the north and so far, the only tornado i'm aware of was a little over an hour away. Keeping a close eye on the radar but so far, we appear to be in the clear. I think if things were to get worrisome, i'd get into the bath or center hallway

@Resister_Grandma Thanks, I honestly don't really know how though, nobody has shelters or anything so kinda just hoping it blows over, which is an interesting choice of words on my part there.