As someone who doesn't make a ton of money, I find it often difficult to donate to worthy causes. Now, I get why rich people donate to politics, they do it for influence and power, it sucks but I get it... why average citizens would donate money to politics, i'm obviously thinking of Trump but anyone applies here... je ne comprends pas les amis.

@thedisasterautist "The airline lost his bicycle, but he had a secret weapon!"
The secret weapon was an airtag, he just had an airtag on his bicycle... that's all. (National news)

It's funny how all the wildfires are still going on but we kind of just moved on and aren't even talking about it anymore.

Me after looking outside : Finally some sun !
Apple Watch notification : Rain starting at your location in 10 minutes.

@Alfred Are you drunk?

@Alfred When will we reach the point that we can blame AI for our mistakes?

@Alfred Draw me an image of an F-18 fighter jet launching missiles at a golf ball that missed the hole.

@Alfred Draw me an image with all the animals that exist.

@Alfred Generate an image that includes all the animals that exist.

@Alfred Generate an image of me looking confused while looking at you.

@Alfred Generate an image of a random person looking very confused while looking at you.

@Alfred Generate an image of the Care Bears defeating Vladimir Putin in a McDonald's parking lot while thousands of very friendly looking seagulls sit around cheering.

@thedisasterautist I know right lol This technology is just wow.

@Alfred draw me a picture of a camp fire in the woods at night, with some aurora borealis in the sky, a meteor, and a whole bunch of baby squirrels playing with baby otters. Also, have Travolta stand there looking like he doesn't know why he's there.

McConnell’s office says he will serve through 2024 as GOP leader...
When asked by reporters if he [McConnel] had any comments, he had this to say:

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN It's pretty fucked up when you think that we have everything on this planet for everyone to be happy. The only things that get in the way are money... power... greed... take that away and (i'd like to think) you solve a lot of problems.

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN I don't think politics have ever interested me enough to identify with a party nor do I wish too. I like your line of thinking. I prefer the entire idea of people with ideas more than people who belong to a party. In my perfect world, political parties wouldn't exist, but a lot of my ideas feel like they could only exist in science fiction.

Thought the heart rate / stress monitor on the Apple Watch would be great but that shit's really stressing me out.

@Alfred Why is it that as a kid, I would Velveeta cheese in my spaghetti but now that i'm middle aged, it just feels like a crazy thing to do?

@Alfred Why is it that as a kid, I would Velveeta cheese in my spaghetti but now that i'm middle aged, it just feels like a crazy thing to do?