@damselfly59 That many people eating armadillos?

@Lucky188 I'll try that. Thank you.

Time to upgrade Mom's phone...not enough memory to update 1 of 3 apps she needs.

@floryloughead

@misslovelymess Poor puppy.

Budget Buster

@floryloughead That is the local low cost spay wait time. Area is seeing epic growth in human population. I called 8 vets in my area once because the neighbor's cat had double pink eye and couldn't get an appt for 2 weeks.

@misslovelymess Poor kitty.

I'm going to end up with another cat. I don't need another cat. When you plan to bring home a feline please please just immediately sign up for a spay/neuter.
It's an 8 month wait for a spay in my area.

@tyghebright Had a tux cat sleep and fall off of things.

@cornered Don't new car beep enough?

@gshevlin I'm sure the fidget spinner didn't come with that warning on it.

Grandma has Dementia. Phone call 1. Wanted her son to come set the clocks in the house weird we didn't have a power dip. Phone call 2. Wants to know why her son is working so late and she is hot and clocks are wrong. At this point I grab the spare key walk (we live that close) to her house knock let myself in temp is set to 79 degrees knock that down 2 degrees and check the clocks which are working and on the right time.

@Pungent We had to give Grandma a bedtime and a wake up time are luck is she cannot operate cable hits wrong buttons and if she gets the tv "stuck" she turns it off.

@chevalier26 That's a smidge heavy for summer heat.

@th3j35t3r Court rooms are chilly bring a sweater...if the FBI want you dead you would be dead.

@TemporaryTraveler The 1st thing the Trumps' did was steal inaugural funds.

@GaryPoole Pineapple

@AskTheDevil I said that also.

@Kittiekatt53 being old has nothing to do with someone looking for a paid gig of cutting grass and when you cut your own grass you don't have to worry about what they'll screw up.