Fuck mornings! I’m still trying to figure out why no one has invented a robot that is at my bedside with a cup of coffee and a hair tie when I wake up…….

@th3j35t3r this may or may not be an actual representation of me when I try to dance.

@th3j35t3r kings evil????? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

@AskTheDevil it’s a bitch to quit smoking. One of the hardest things to do. Congrats on what you’ve done so far. I used Chantix to quit. Haven’t had a smoke in 6yrs. Good luck!!!

@DJNoneYa KFC was started in Utah 😂 you can go to the first restaurant in State Street in SLC

@kel matrix still glitching for you??? I’m sorry that’s super frustrating. Maybe someone put a curse on you. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ I would burn sage 😁😁😁

@_Psyber creating order from chaos

@tiptoeing 😂

Dear people in my phone, your minds are fascinating!!!

@Keysalagain 😂

@VelvetDuchess these are the ones I’ve been waiting on pins and needles for. Fingers crossed it’s Rico and the rest of them are going down too!!! I have a feeling old Mitchies health issues are due to this…..🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

@WeThePeople also his secret service team can monitor him inside a pod and not have to be locked down with him

@WeThePeople there are private prisons and protected units. Also federal prisons are much different than state ones. Federal prisons are nicer. They have more programs and they also have in 80% minimum mandatory on the time serve.

@LiberalLibrarian I mean it would be effective and will toootallly change Jack’s mind……

@ToolPackinMama I have often thought this as well.

@spacesloth 😂

@th3j35t3r ok if your playing the angel on one shoulder. I can play the devil on the other and say ohh but Jester playing Elon would be so so so so much fun. 😈😈😈

@th3j35t3r 😂

@zoidette HIs creepy Dave tick toks are my favorite