Lucky
My life is stranger than fiction.
Joined Nov 2022
Can someone explain how old world pepperoni is so much better then regular pepperoni
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Do you know how like when you meet or know one person and they are like they’re one way but then they’re not and they turn out to be something completely different but in a good way that’s a cool thing to happen you know.
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@LiberalLibrarian Also rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, bandits, muggers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, penis wrinkles, shit-goblins, shit-gibbons, ranchmeisers, malcrepits, boordinglers, ghoulborkers, mashdribblets, copiwanknuts, incels, bad-smells, klinker-pickers, clagnut-harvesters... and twatwaffles... and Elon Musk
I’m tired right down to my soul.
Happy New Year CoSo!!! My advice this year will be the same as it has been. Be kind always. Work hard and hope for the best, the rest will will work its self out. Never hold back love or forgiveness. And finally live each day like it’s your last because you never know if there’s a tomorrow. 🥂
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Merry Christmas
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Haven’t been home in two weeks. Finally made it Denver airport, almost there!!!! Ugh though layovers.
This week I’m in Wisconsin. I just saw the most disturbing commercial on TV. You can buy your kids for Christmas a who is Donald Trump coloring book that comes with a limp dick Donny Christmas ornament. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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There probably isn't enough coffee in the world for today.
CoSo I need your help. I travel for work Ave in my room there’s a random quacking/buzzing sound coming from under the other bed….its either going to drive me insane or could possibly be a serial killer hiding under the bed and his Apple Watch is on vibrate and someone keeps texting him. 😂🤣🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ do I call the front desk or say fuck it and put my headphones in and go to sleep
The chaos has ended and family has left. And the quiet has me thinking about gratitude. Of places I’ve been and places I’m going, I’m so grateful for my life. The good, the bad, the ugly. The happy times and the dark times. All of it has made me who I am today. I like that person. I’m grateful I have learned to embrace life instead of hide and numb myself to it. Most of all I’m grateful for the relationships I have and that I can love and be loved in return. Thank you for role in that CoSo. 😘
Lucky
My life is stranger than fiction.
Joined Nov 2022