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Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022
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Nobody, and I mean nobody, worked as hard as my deodorant did today at the amusement park. 💦
Whew. It deserves overtime.
Babysat the spoils of my husband’s youthful good looks while kiddo took one more ride (honestly there were seven “one more rides…”) The Guess My Age game is just great for his ego.
I am ducking exhausted and WOW did we blow through the family fun 💰.
Hey you! Yeah you, @feloneouscat! I appreciate your activity here on CoSo. Thanks for all you share and comment on. Respect. 🫡 💛
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Republicans are running away from Project 2025. let’s make the bastards own it
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/republicans-are-running-away-from
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AI Art Folks. I have a challenge. Can you craft a prompt for your preferred AI Art generator that will return an image of the Mona Lisa (or any other famous portrait)...
BUT... from the perspective of the subject, through the subjects eyes - looking back at the artist as he paints them.
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My husband and I are very jazzed to take kiddo to the amusement park tomorrow. My husband’s youthful looks score big on the Guess My Age Game. Kiddo’s gonna have a giant thing we will have to lug around all day within the first 15 min of entering the park. 😅
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@caslernoel
‘One guy has the hair of an aging wolverine glued to his surgically altered scalp as orange paint hangs off of his sagging skin. An empty skull holding neither mind nor mirth. A blank demon from which we have all grown weary. He’s corruption ran deep in those 4 short years. He’d been dreading those Epstein files for years. He would ride this ‘Biden’s old’ crap all the way to the White House. Just like he did with Hillary’s emails. Vote Blue.’
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Rick Wilson @therickwilson
Since the American media is too busy with The Frenzy to cover the explosive legal filings in the Epstein/Trump case except on page A43, the UK press steps in:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-documents-b2475210.html
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So a man just screamed at me in Hospital Panera (not yelled, actually screamed) because he couldn’t find the front desk. The man at the info desk, which is clearly visible from inside and outside the Panera was shook. So was I. Dropped my whole iced coffee. Info desk guy came running over while Panera folks helped me clean up my mess.
YEESH. I hope he’s happy and his day gets better.
(Note to self: keep extra pants in locker.)
This song just captures my whole essence this morning. Listen and vibe with me.
I went on the Target app to look for some good SPF lip balm. That’s all I needed.
30 minutes later, I’m done with the school supplies list, sans three items.
Did I remember to add the SPF lip balm? No I did not. So my husband has two pickup orders to get tomorrow and I just know he will have questions. 😅
I get home from work and my daughter’s bedroom looks like a Barbie bomb detonated in it.
“What happened here?”
“A wedding.”
“Oh, who got married?”
“Raya.”
“Who did Raya marry?”
“Jasmine.”
Husband (from the next room:) “what about Aladdin?”
“Girls can marry girls, dad! And Aladdin is married to Jasmine’s sister Jasmine.”
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🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022