Hey, pumpkin, I get it. I get it.

Ok, I started hearing Christmas music in stores and on the radio since early November. At 24 hours a day, with over a month left until Christmas, I calculate that will put me in a blinding, unstoppable, murderous rage by 2 pm on Thursday, December 5th.

I lay there, peacefully picking out shapes in the clouds...a poodle...an angel...a horseman...No, FOUR horsemen...Hey, THAT ONE looked like Jesus coming again in glory to judge the living and the dead! Then some idiot with a trumpet started shouting something about opening seals, and just harshed my mellow all to hell. #atheism #atheist

Beauty found, when unexpected
Puts the lie to mortal sight;
For in itself it's been perfected,
Wanting no reflected light.

—Anonymous

Hmm....number 14 on my bucket list is "kill anyone who keeps a bucket list." I am unsure how to proceed.

Remember, when getting jumped by a gang of clowns, always go for the juggler.

How to piss off two fan bases at the same time. 🖖

You are much closer to being homeless than you are to being a billionaire. Stop worshipping your oppressors.

The way politics are these days....it's like trying to flash a blind person.

Men don’t cry because they’re weak. They cry because they were strong for far too long.

-Takeo Masaki

It just keeps getting worse.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-rfk-hhs-health-kennedy-f40ee2398e3a280c1586eecdd80bdf7c

I love these dingleberries. #catsofcoso

If y'all haven't tried this....I HIGHLY recommend it. So. Fricking. DELICIOUS.

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-select-sen-marco-rubio-secretary-state-sources/story?id=115728323

Nick Fuentes can clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with his TONGUE.

Anyone else on Bluesky? If so, add me!

https://bsky.app/profile/postalpoet.bsky.social

I no longer see the good in people. I see the truth.

This kid, I swear. #catsofcoso #sphynx

The Bible is America's spiritual hotdog. No one knows what's in it. They just eat it on faith.🌭

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