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Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022
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Alito lied? You mean like during his confirmation hearing when he promised to uphold Roe?
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I keep hearing this described as just "high winds" but there's an awful lot of trees broken like toothpicks and flung across the road around here for there not to have been at least an EF1 tornado involved... the view out my front door looked like that first scene from Twister when little Jo was looking out the window of their storm cellar
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So, like, this is broken for EVERYONE, right?
*gestures to the universe*
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The world is better with you in it.
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The absolute craziest thing to me is that if you took images of a normal average human, and put them into the footage of the TFG, it would seem completely insane on every level. Somehow, a large grouup of people see a nearly 80yr old man in orange makeup permanently posted up in front of judges and think, "that's my guy".
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Maturity is when we have the power to harm someone who wronged us, but we choose to just take a moment and breathe, walk away and let karma do its thing. #OneLove
Ugh. I JUST discovered that Michael Chrichton and James Patterson have collaborated on a book being released in a few days called Eruption 🌋 . The library wait list is months long and I have new release FOMO. Tell me not to buy it. Or enable me. 😅
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Netanyahu is not good for Israel or anyone else Show more
Kiddo’s got her kindergarten celebration performance today they will be singing us three songs and having popsicles after. In the car, on the way to school she asks, “Mommy, do you think you will cry? Like you did at Uncle Jon’s wedding?”
“Happy tears? You want me to happy cry?”
“Only if you WANT to.”
Well damn. 🥹😅 The pressure is on now.
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Woke to hurricane force winds and heavy rain. Large hail reported just to the N. And, of course, power went down just as the worst had passed. More rain on the way, and another round tonight. Lots of branches down, but we're ok. And f*ck Oncor, ERCOT, and Goobernor Greg.
Angry global shit rant Show more
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Some may not believe climate change data, but home insurance companies believe the data trends. Costs are increasing and some areas are losing insurance altogether. (gift) https://wapo.st/4dXHu5p
Out of nowhere:
“He plus is makes he’s.”
“Oh yeah. You’re right. It is. You’re learning about contractions! That’s definitely first grade stuff”
(Starts writing in the air,) “H-E-catastrophe-S.”
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#parenting
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Hmmm, how do I vote twice?
Awake this morning before hubs and child. Between heartburn and neck pain I couldn’t sleep any longer. Popped a Pepcid 💊 and started the coffee. ☕️ Yes I am aware these two things are contraindicated. It’s my life and coffee belongs in it.
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In life, no one has it easy. Everyone has issues. We never know what others are going through. So let’s try to pause before judging, mocking or criticizing others, because we’re all fighting our own battles and challenges. Let’s share a little love, kindness and empathy. #OneLove
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🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022