Morning Peeps,

Umm, just a reminder about something Jennifer Rubin wrote 6, say that again, 6 years ago...

Jen Rubin in WaPo...

The notion that “no one wanted to precipitate a constitutional crisis” ignores the fact that we are having one when the elected president is mentally and emotionally incapacitated and non-elected leaders run the country.

PRESIDENTS AND CANDIDATES SHOULD AT THE VERY LEAST BE ABLE TO COMPLETE A SENTENCE.

That Candidate's sentence will be completed in the Hoosegow.

Historybook: First Continental Congress convenes in Philadelphia (1774); Actress Raquel Welch born (1940); Freddie Mercury born (1946); Voyager 1 is launched, is currently most distant human-made object from Earth (1977); Mother Teresa dies (1997).

"Success has brought me world idolization and millions of pounds. But it's prevented me from having the one thing we all need: A loving, ongoing relationship."

- Freddie Mercury

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Let's make 10% mean something significant when it isn't

Nearly 1 in 10 moms regret their baby's name.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/parents-regret-baby-name-survey-kylie-jenner-changed-sons-name-aire/

Susan Estrich discussing Kamala's strategy for the Debate.

https://www.arcamax.com/politics/fromtheleft/susanestrich/s-3396924

ON this date in 1957 - Jack Kerouac's "On the Road" was first published.

The novel told tales of Jack's travels across the country w/ his buds, Bun Man and Mr. Purple, who were not listed by name to protect the innocent.

The Boyz allegedly did some pretty wild things, but no one could ever really 'prove' any of it.

The book was an instant classic and the Boyz' legend continued to grow for some strange reason.

OMG...

Just on the way home from parents' house, was w/ the Boyz and we passed a Shattered Glass company truck...

The sign said, 'Let us Fix Ur Crack' and don't ya know, before I could grab him, Bun Man mooned the dude and said 'Fix This'...

I sped away and employed my James Bond quick-change license plate...

Whoa, that was a close one...

Fix This, do you believe Bun?

ON this date in 1698 - Russia's Peter the Great imposed a tax on beards.

The Boyz were furious; it had taken them quite some time to get all the patches filled in their beards, so they were not pleased about this edict.

Bun told Mr. P "Hey, I guess we can take solace in the fact that he didn't tax our lady friend's stuff...

These Russian women can be a tad...!"

Mr. Purple busted a gut...

VETERANS ARE WINNERS

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Chesty, why the look?
Chesty: Worried about you bro…
KD: Really, why?
C: Well, he called your brothers-in-arms losers and suckers.
KD: I heard that, pretty rich coming from a draft-dodger, but it’s sad.
C: What do people get from name-calling?
KD: Guess it makes them feel better than someone else…
C: Name-calling is for LOSERS…
KD: I’m a VETERAN, that’s a winner’s name in any country.

WANNA HAVE FUN WITH YOUR MATE?

Morning Peeps,

Things to Do When You're in Love

At the grocery store waiting on the Mikster, just sent her this text...

To help you find us in parking lot, we are at latitude 8450 and longitude 9637...but, what am I thinking, you dead reckon don't you?

Just keeping it real peeps

YOU GO GIRLIE

Historybook: Edmond Halley observes Halley’s comet for first time (1682); Beyoncé born (1981); Google is founded (1998); Crocodile Hunter host Steve Irwin killed by a stingray (2006); Comedian Joan Rivers dies (2014).

"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."

- Joan Rivers

OPEN MIC NIGHT...

Exceptional Winners of the 2024 Black and White Photo Awards

https://mymodernmet.com/2024-black-white-photo-awards/

Amazing Finalists of the 2024 Ocean Photographer of the Year Contest

https://mymodernmet.com/ocean-photographer-year-finalists/

New Version of TEXAS TWO-STEPFORD

ON this date in 1971 - "The Lawrence Welk Show" was seen for the last time on ABC-TV...

Bun Man and Mr. Purple, who had held the job as bubble makers for so many years, had finally had enough.

They said in unison, "I can't stand no more!!"

Lawrence couldn't continue without his bubbles--Somehow that works for me!

Before I could reply, Mr. P says "Some truth, but in Sarah's case, it was America's health which improved when Sarah decided to bow out..."

Bun Man said he is still waiting for the Penthouse spread though...

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ON this date in 1948 - The Dutch Queen Wilhelmina left her throne for health reasons.

Bun asked if there was any truth to the Fox News Report (he should have known the answer then when you say truth and Fox in the same sentence) that Sarah Palin used this abdication to justify her actions when she left the Alaska governorship.

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Morning Peeps,

WHEN DIXIEE ROAMED THE WEST...

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Dixiee, what you doing bothering me this early?
Dixiee: Hungry, Bro…
KD: But I usually just take you out and you go back with your momma.
D: I hate being predictable.
KD: Oh, you do, do you? Well, routines help build habits.
D: Dude, I’m 12…I did habits, I’m breaking new ground.
KD: Not sure the West is ready for that…
D: Get ready World, Dixiee Breaks is coming yo way…

ON this date in 1980 - Bun Man and Mr. Purple sit patiently in the waiting room at Chrisitiana Hospital for Maddawg to come out and report the news of Mrs. Patrice's delivery...

Maddawg burst out of the room and sang "It's a boy, Bun and Purple, it's a boy"...

Happy Birthday Tripper!! (Oldest son)

The Angels enjoyed singing "You're going to be sorry you were ever born, Cause he's kinda big and awful strong."

The Boyz were heard singing "Now he's coming after us...

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