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2024 Presidential Campaign...

The Campaign of Sizes (tents, crowds, penises, donors) waged by a Woman (Harris) and a Cunt (GOP)

ON this date in 1976 - Barbara Walters joined Harry Reasoner at the anchor desk of the "ABC Evening News" for the first time.

Bun Man and Mr. Purple, budding adventurists, were just toddlers at the time of this portal entry.

Bun Man was so cute, he looked up at the TV and uttered his first words to his mummy "Baba Wawa"...

Gilda Radner later stole this line and used it to make scads of moola on SNL

(When SNL was good!!)

MT RUSHMORE ORIGIN STORY

ON this date in 1927 - The first actual work of carving began on Mount Rushmore. Conceived as a two-person monument, the plans were for a tribute to Bun Man and Mr Purple, but the first carvers started cutting 4 figures into the mountain.

Quickly, Danish-American Sculptor Gutzon Borglum and his son, Lincoln Borglum, reconceptualized the drawings and 4 American Presidents were immortalized. The Boyz ended up w/ the rights to the tourist shop so it wasn't a total loss.

ON this date in 1943 - "Is You is or is You Ain’t My Baby?" by Louis Jordan and His Tympany Five was released.

Bun Man and Mr. Purple, Cub Reporters for Variety, interviewed Mr. Jordan about his release.

P asked the question, "Louie, I hope I can call you Louie, where did you find such an inventive use of grammar for the song's title?"

Without hesitation, Mr. Jordan (apparently he wasn't too keen on the Louie thing) replied "Facebook, man, facebook..."

SAY IT AIN'T SO...

One of my fave blues lines...

"Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jiving me too..."

IF THE THUNDER DON'T GET YOU, THEN THE LIGHTNING WILL...

Ken-Dogger: Hey Roxie
Roxie: Morning Dogger, a question…
KD: Okay…
R: Am I an individual or am I a group?
KD: You’re always an individual, but sometimes part of a group. Why do you ask?
R: Well, when I’m an individual, peeps take to me; when I’m in a group, trouble starts.
KD: The personal becomes impersonal…
R: So, we need more personal touch?
KD: Yes, the Hammer doesn’t seem to be working to bring peeps together.

JANIS MEMORY

Rocker Janis Joplin died on this date in 1970.

"Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got."

- Janis Joplin

CAMPER'S CODE

Ken-Dogger: Dixiee, we're going camping...
Dixiee: I'm tryin' to contain my excitement
KD: You enjoying the ride Baby Girl?
D: I sure am dude, but ya know what I'm enjoying more?
KD: No, what pray tell...
D: It's the camper's code
KD: The what?
D: Camper's code--What you carry in, you carry out...Happy Trails to You until we camp again

Morning Peeps,

St George marathon this weekend...

Last year on this date, I posted...

73 degrees going down to 51 tomorrow morning...great weather for the St George marathon this weekend

This morning, the temp is 69 degrees...

Runners are going to fry.

Republicans seeking funds for their states due to Helene...

Why didn't they support JERSEY?

Such fuckin' hypocrites!

US Congress peeps pause from their daily legislative activity solving problems for Americans to provide THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS for Helene victims.

Congress peeps were concerned they should offer more, but then they thought US citizens might start thinking government can work.

Three Headlines and a Lie

Three of these headlines are real and one is faker than an effective natural deodorant. Can you spot the odd one out?

Industry group says apple cider donut is the hardest candle scent to create

Man buys Taylor Swift-inspired guitar at auction only to destroy it

Montana man gets 6 months in prison for cloning giant sheep and breeding it

She defended ‘El Chapo.’ Now this lawyer is using her narco-fame to launch a music career

HEY TOPSIE, MEET TURVIE...

A former Jacksonville Jaguars employee in prison for stealing $22 million from the team sued FanDuel, claiming it preyed on his gambling addiction.

S: Morning Brew

CAUSE THERE'S A FAT BEAR IN THE BATHTUB...

When is Fat Bear Week?

Fat Bear Week 2024 runs Oct. 2 through Oct. 8.

This year marks a decade since Fat Bear Week began. The annual contest started in 2014.

usatoday.com/story/travel/expe

REMEMBER THIS?

Do you remember when rockers used to tell us 'NEVER SELL OUT'.

Apparently, it was JUST a phase they were going through...

British rock band Pink Floyd sells entire music catalog and name and likeness rights to Sony Music for $400M.

s: 1440 Digest

Bun Man approached me the other day about a possible Presidential run under the banner of the Smoke 'em if ya got 'em Party...

Thinking about asking everyone to send $1 in to start campaign fund.

Researching Soupy Sales for appropriate funding sites.

100 YEARS AND COUNTING

ON this date in 1922 - Rebecca L. Felton became the first female to hold office of U.S. Senator.

She was appointed by Governor Thomas W. Hardwick of Georgia to fill a vacancy.

Bun Man just said, "It took this country over 100 years to put a woman in the Senate, it will take another 100 years to get sense & sensibility in that chamber."

ON this date in 1942 - The Office of Economic Stabilization was established by U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt.

He also authorized controls on rents, wages, salaries and farm prices.

OES Agents Bun Man and Mr. Purple, more affectionately known as Greed Control Agents (GCA), combed the countryside to ensure economic stabilization and to save America's Middle Class.

The Boyz retired from service in 1982, but boy could we use these two now to get America's Middle-Class back...

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