It's just sickening how much money goes into campaigning...

#fixcitizensunited

@Jorro

Bow wow

Morning Peeps,

There comes a time in One's life when you just know...

Just think...

Every single day, a dog awakens and thinks, "Who can I love today?"

Today, GET ON WITH IT, BE A DOG.

ON this date in 2011 The Boyz and I took the Mikster to Hobby Lobby today...

OMG, this is the freakin' Holy Grail of Crafts, Kitsch and other Whatnots.

Two Ladies passed out at the entrance; another was overcome by scented fumes after spending an hour in the candle section; and I barely got out w/ my life when I was standing in front of a table where a 60% off sale started.

I had to smack down an elderly woman, and it wasn't pretty!!

@Anemone @mikeflstfi

I'm on to that flashing raincoat trick...just sayin'

ON this date in 1812 - Napoleon Bonaparte's French forces began their retreat out of Russia after a month of chasing the retreating Russian army.

Russian Generals Bun Man and Mr. Purple watched the spectacle in glee as they knew sometimes it is better to retreat and live to fight another day, then to fight on your enemy's terms.

Why don't husbands and wives understand this...???

ON this date in 2015, I was suffering through an incredible bout of MAN-FLU...

DAY 5 MAN-FLU UPDATE...

Continuing improvement, sneezing subsiding considerably...

Amazing how much better I seem to get when the Mikster has to head back to work, and I have no one home to hear me groan and moan...

I mean, what's the use, I might as well just gut it out like THE MAN-FLU KUNG FU MASTER I am...

#husbandwarriors

I AM the Warrior!!

#CATURDAY

Bun felt it was further evidence of the fragility of this commodities/futures market, while Mr. P simply felt it was a market correction.

What was lost on them and most other fund managers was the fact that many a common man lost their shirt and retirement nest egg, but Wall Street marched on...

2/2

ON this date in 1987 - The Dow Jones industrial average dropped 508 points.

It was the worst one-day percentage decline, 22.6%, in history.

Fund managers Bun Man and Mr. Purple had differing opinions of the decline.

1/2

Marriage is accommodation...

My new fave phrase from the Mikster...

"I know, but he's my asshole."

@JoyfullyDazed

I hope those are moon pods, I get kickbacks on moon pods.

Just sayin'

Just exactly where is the front of WWIII right now?

@sazemisery

Sweet, thanks for throwing me some shade this AM

LUCY STONES OF THE WORLD KEEP FIGHTING

Abolitionist and suffragist Lucy Stone dies on this date (1893)

"Now all we need is to continue to speak the truth fearlessly, and we shall add to our number those who will turn the scale to the side of equal and full justice in all things."

- Lucy Stone

@CinnamonGirlE

But, wouldn't that mean that States somehow feel United at times?

@catlynne333 @janallmac

Won't be that kind of impact here, actually does free me some.

I just didn't appreciate being accused of not doing my job (by this dude's son no less) without the dude even checking to see if the work had been done.

HE simply said, "you had one job to complete, and you fucked up."

THAT'S WHEN I WENT THE FUCK OFF AND WENT INTO ABOUT A TWO FUCKIN MINUTE TIRADE AT THE MUTHA FUCKA

But, I'm moving on.

@NiveusLepus

I'm still seething, but otherwise groovy...

He actually did me a favor.

So, I'll be good in a few...

DIVERTING ENERGIES

Morning Peeps,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Morning Pietro, you look a little freaked.
Pietro: Dude, you don’t know the half of it…
KD: What gives?
P: I’m looking for more house plants, I don’t think we have enough.
KD: What do you mean? There are scads here…
P: Well, we’re gonna need a lot.
KD: Why?
P: So much killing now, humans killing each other…just thought since most peeps kill house plants anyway, I might divert the energy.
KD: Let me help you look…

So, at this point in the campaign, is there a group which Trump has not castigated or attempted to separate into desirable v. undesirable camps?