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Morning Peeps,

I got a reprieve...

Had it out with the dude who runs the Outside Services at the course where I work, he said I should give notice, so I gave it immediately.

And thus, his work life ends...unceremoniously.

Guess I can kiss that gold watch goodbye.

Not if they know what's good for them.

You today, me tomorrow. That's the new motto. No one really believed that "with liberty and justice for all" garbage anyway.

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arcamax.com/politics/fromthele

Or is it gonna be more like 10 years, and by the time I get out, I'll be talking funnier than Trump is right now? Or do I just get two in the hat, and I go up the chimney when the new crematoriums start working?

It's an exciting future of terror and death.

Will the local newspaper cover my "disappearance"?

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THE STAKES

Marc Dion on the Morning After

You don't know who she's working for.

If they come for me, am I gonna get three months in the can? Are they gonna throw me a couple beatings and make me promise not to write bad stuff about Disco Dictator?

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Later Peeps,

Headed to the Gym and then, apparently, some yard work.

Peace Love Dove GOLF Peeps

Historybook: "Moby-Dick" is first published (1851); The US purchases Alaska from Russia (1867); Thomas Edison dies (1931); Astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch conduct first all-female spacewalk (2019); Former Secretary of State Colin Powell dies (2021).

"You can't make good decisions unless you have good information and can separate facts from opinion and speculation."

- Colin Powell

S: 1440 Digest

ON this date in The Adventures of Bun Man and Mr. Purple will not be updated today.

I tried, Lord knows I tried but seems the Boys found my stock of select National Geographics highlighting the African Continent and, well, let's just say they're fixated on some anatomy...

You can take the boob out of the boy, but you can't take the Boyz away from the Boobs.

Yea, boobs pretty much rock it for most of us males.

RADIO FIXING

ON this date in 1956 - NFL commissioner Bert Bell disallowed the use of radio-equipped helmets by NFL quarterbacks.

Bun Man still shrieks when he remembers the story of Y.A. Title wearing his helmet w/ that big, long antenna protruding from the top.

Y.A. put his head down on a QB run and completely pierced DB Jonny VanStreuben along the sideline.

It was a gory mess...all the NFL King's horses, all the NFL King's men and even Mr. Purple couldn't put Jonny back together again.

If you could see one of our thought bubbles, you could see all of 'em, we would have spent a helluva lot more than 2 days in jail for all the sh!t we said in front of our kids.

Hell, Bun Man would need a Presidential pardon to get out...

The Boy has the mouth of a stevedore...

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ON this date in 1992 - Lynn Anderson was released from jail after serving two days in jail in Nashville, TN for a contempt of court sentence for swearing in front of her children.

Reading this and now definitely stunned, Bun Man, Mr. Purple and I suddenly grew silent.

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POSSIBLE REASON Trump continues to show favorability in the pools?

BLOOD-THIRSTY US CITIZENS WHO WANT TO MAIM, MURDER AND KILL US CITIZENS.

Waitress: What are you having?

Patron: Ah...Ah...well, just give me two butt nuggets on a raft and wreck 'em.

@Jennifelroy

Well damn, these sing-alongs make me think that others enjoy their toy as much as I enjoy mine.

ADJUSTING

Ken-Dogger: Hey Brutus, what up?
Brutus: Can ears express?
KD: Wha?
B: Well, with these masks, I can’t see your whole face. I was just wondering what to focus on.
KD: Not sure about ears expressing, I guess they can, but the movement seems limited.
B: Well then, how do I know you’re kind when you are wearing a mask.
KD: You know it by how I act, you also know it by my eyes.
B: Ah, the eyes, windows to the soul…Guess I’ll have to adjust.
KD: We all are Brutus, we all are.

NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER...

RIP Thomas Edison (1931)

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

- Thomas Edison

@CanisVeritum

You seem to think these two were coherent and logical during their presidencies, I found no evidence of that.

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TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

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