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CAREER CHOICES

In my next life, I'm going to go into a field where customers would feel compelled to keep me on retainer, yet mercilessly avoid using my service.

You guessed it, insurance salesman...

IN SPITE OF FORCES WORKING AGAINST US, WE ARE FAMILY

Ken-Dogger: Hey guys, you look so cute there...One of you looks a little different.
Chief: Oh, the one in the middle, she's our sister.
KD: Sister from another mother?
Chief: Naw, sometimes the same mother can produce oddly different kids.
KD: Go on...
Chief: Siouxee may look different, but she's our sister, we're family, that's all that matters.

FIGURING THE FIGURIN'

Morning Cyclers,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Dash, you gonna catch ‘em all?
Dash: If I can…
KD: Next to impossible Dasher…
D: What’s goin’ on?
KD: It’s Fall, leaves fall, it’s the tree’s cycle.
D: Do I have a cycle?
KD: We all do, we’re all tryin’ to figure out where we are in it.
D: Well, let’s get to figurin’…

Morning Peeps,

MLB Playoffs are breaking some hearts, mine included

Historybook: American singer-songwriter Chubby Checker born (1941); Gwen Stefani born (1969); East and West Germany are unified (1990); OJ Simpson acquitted of murdering ex-wife and her friend (1995); "Psycho" actress Janet Leigh dies (2004).

"After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works."

- Gwen Stefani

@redenigma

Wow, reminds me of Roberta's song

KILLING ME CALMLY WITH HIS LOVE!

@evamarie

Fascinating read, well-written and thoroughly researched with heart-wrenching stories from peeps who've lived the CC effects.

@evamarie

SYNOPSIS: Buy property in the Great Lakes region for your children.

@BillyBones

Since I hooked up Spotify, I haven't visited Sirius...

@InvaderGzim @NiveusLepus

Your comment brought this to mind:

One, two, three, four
Well, my time went so quickly
I went lickety-splitly out to my ol' 55
As I pulled away slowly, feeling so holy
God knows I was feeling alive

Now, the sun's coming up
I'm riding with Lady Luck
Freeway, cars and trucks
Stars beginning to fade
And I lead the parade
Just a-wishin' I'd stayed a little longer
Oh Lord, let me tell ya that the feeling getting stronger

KEEP THAT SUN COMING UP

SPOOKTOBER METER...

There are still QUITE A FEW nauts out here in the COSOVERSE who have failed to take on a SPOOKTOBER moniker in their name.

BEWARE THE SPOOKTOBER REVENGE FOR THOSE WHO FAIL TO HEED...

@VelvetDuchess

But they DO get to cuss like stevedores, so they got that going for them.

FROMA HARROP on the BORDER

Back to the bottom line: Migration at the border, measured by encounters, is lower than it was during Trump. Do voters want as president a big mouth who tanked the tough immigration bill and now -- with the facts no longer in his favor -- has resorted to clown talk about migrants eating pets? Or do they want the vice president whose administration went far in getting the job done and who promises even more controls if elected?

arcamax.com/politics/fromthele

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TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.