Three Headlines and a Lie

Three of these headlines are real and one is faker than an invite to swing by “any time.” Can you spot the odd one out?

Robot vacuum starts hurling racial slurs at its owner after being hacked

New Croc clogs mean matching togs for your dogs

A mysterious buyer just made the largest ThighMaster bulk order in history

Russell Brand is now flogging a ‘magical amulet’ that costs $240

but seeing such a notable share of individuals affected at the $10,000 or even $15,000 level is nothing short of alarming,” Edmunds Head of Insights Jessica Caldwell said. If borrowers don’t pay off their car before trading it in, the negative equity is applied to the new car loan.—HVL

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DROWNING...IN A SEA OF DEBT

The average amount owed on “upside down” auto loans, in which the balance is more than the car is worth, hit a record high of $6,458 in the third quarter, according to Edmunds, a site that helps consumers research and buy cars. That’s compared to $5,808 for the same period last year. “Consumers owing a grand or two more than their cars are worth isn’t the end of the world, ...

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s: Morning Brew

Historybook: Actress Rita Hayworth born (1918); Mae Jemison, first Black woman in space, born (1956); Eminem born (1972); Mother Teresa wins Nobel Peace Prize (1979); Earthquake near San Francisco kills 63 (1989).

"The arts and sciences are avatars of human creativity. It's our attempt to influence things, the universe internal to ourselves and external to us."

- Mae Jemison

HEY DONALD, MOTHER TERESA WON A PEACE MEDAL, WHERE'S YOURS?

ON this date in 2012, Lance Armstrong lost his Nike contract and continued his ignoble fall from grace.

ON this date in 2000 - In New York City, Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum opened to the public.

The 42nd Street location joined Tussaud's other exhibitions already in London, Hong Kong, Amsterdam and Las Vegas.

The statues of Bun Man and Mr. Purple in the Time Travel portion of the museum were impeccable.

The guards didn't appreciate the statues because adoring lady fans kept trying to see if the Boyz were anatomically correct.

They were...

ON this date in 1945 - Ava Gardner and Artie Shaw were married.

Bun Man always thought this was an odd couple, but there have always been odd couples.

Mr. Purple simply said, "Just goes to show ya, a man who knows how to play and use his instrument can find a beautiful woman anytime."

Bun and I nodded in agreement!

Mr. P told Bun "Dude, it's for exposed and deserted young children, not exposing of your deserted member."

Bun Man was devastated; although he did flash a couple of lasses on the way home from the pub...

just for shits and giggles!

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ON this date in 1739 - Thomas Coram was granted a Royal Charter from George II so a "hospital for the maintenance and education of exposed and deserted young children" could be built in London, England.

Hearing this from across the room, and apparently mistaking what was said, Bun Man rushed home for his Rain Slicker.

When he returned to the local pub, Mr. Purple saw Bun resplendent in just his raincoat.

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Bun told him "Have you seen the pics of the native women in here, this is better than the bra and pantie section of the Sears Catalog."

Mr. P, still puzzled, replied "Dude, what's a Sears Catalog?"

Bun pondered and said to himself "References are lost on the young..."

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ON this date in 1888 - The first issue of "National Geographic Magazine" was released at newsstands.

Bun Man was ecstatic over this release and he yelled to Mr. Purple "Jumpin' sakes a monkey..."

Mr. P was startled so he asked Bun what all the clamoring was about.

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There ARE still places where learning and love go together

Morning Peeps...you seen Will?

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Oscar, you working?
Oscar: No, I was seeing what you were doing.
KD: I was scrolling through the scores of the Div II/III games.
O: Took you a while, there’s a lot of ‘em
KD: Yes, places where players largely play because they love the game.
O: Wow, there are still places where learning and love go together?
KD: Yes, all it takes is will
O: Well, let’s go find it then…

A psychic is buying
clothes:

Employee: How about this
one?

Psychic: That shirt is too
small.

Employee: You didn't even
try it on.

Psychic: I'm a medium.

#analbumcover

If you read this the same way I did,

then the internet has ruined you too.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Morning Peeps,

Aww, memories of what we've done and who we've been...Sweet

At times, I DO look through my old photos...

I found a photo of myself from when I used to be a boxer.

If you turn it sideways it looks like I'm standing up.

Headed to my Gym Peeps, bike ride later and then we're getting some granite tops delivered for our outside area.

And I'm sure the Mikster will have thunk up some more projects by then also.

Agnolotti is a type of pasta.

Vincenzo Bellini was an Italian composer.

Alberto Franchetti was an Italian composer.

Pici is a type of pasta.

Stringozzi is a type of pasta.

Testaroli is a type of pasta.

Pasta or Italian composer?

In anticipation of National Pasta Day tomorrow, it’s time to play one of our favorite trivia games: type of pasta or Italian composer?

Agnolotti
Bellini
Franchetti
Pici
Stringozzi
Testaroli

@DevinY1

The GOP Sort & Kill Campaign for the Presidency, Day 185