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A nurse is on her way home. She and pulls a thermometer out of her pocket, looks at it for a second, and says, “Great, now some asshole’s got my pen.”


Ella has a lot of solar recharging to do after enduring 11 days without sun. She didn't even solicit her morning snack, choosing to stay right there.

One of the better today!!!!!!! Not just a national holiday.... Today is World Nutella Day!!!!!!!!!! I love that they make the jars wide mouth so you can get your whole fist in there.

It's also National Frozen Yogurt Day.

Another regional food question from me.
Tonight we got takeout and I got a California cheeseburger. Which is just a cheese burger with lettuce tomato onion and mayo on it.

Does California call them California cheese burgers?
Anywhere else do you call it a California cheese burger or something else?

@Kurtroedeger @grayman

Open carry books: I’d rather have it and not need It than need it and not have it 🤷‍♂️

Via thisone0verhere on the former bird app.

Image description: Screenshot of a post on the bird app. Text is as above. Photo is of a person's lower torso, a leather book holster is on their left leg. Holster holds a paperback copy of THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING.

Those of you who voted "lunch" were correct, in the literal sense, but those who voted "expletive" are also onto something 🤣
Congratulations to all of you! ❤️

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Kurt Tasty Tater🎃🐲

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