These diseased lunatics are right.

Bob's your uncle your ruddy duff cobblers.

I want you to fly straight into that flaming eyeball.

Woohoo, I've been parented.

Batman, you're on a timeout

Your number two has to go number one.

Why'd you build this thing with only one seat?

Because last I checked I only had one butt.

I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff. You're gonna have to rename this the Butt-mobile.

He's a 9,000 year old incarnation of evil with an eye for jewelry. Give it up for Sauron!

Really? Because I brought a power point.

I'm batman-ing

What are you doing?

Trying to give you a big hug.

I thought you were attacking me.

How dare you tell me to parent the kid I just met.

Computer: el.mariachi
That's culturally insensitive

Does batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?

No, Bruce Wayne lived in Batman's attic.

How am I supposed to get Batman's respect when I'm working with these human farts

[Beatboxing] no

Sorry, lost in thought, and you know, when I'm in there, I'm in deep

Lego Batman Movie for no thinky TV today

Mood