[Beatboxing] no

How am I supposed to get Batman's respect when I'm working with these human farts

Does batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?

No, Bruce Wayne lived in Batman's attic.

Computer: el.mariachi
That's culturally insensitive

How dare you tell me to parent the kid I just met.

What are you doing?

Trying to give you a big hug.

I thought you were attacking me.

I'm batman-ing

Really? Because I brought a power point.

He's a 9,000 year old incarnation of evil with an eye for jewelry. Give it up for Sauron!

I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff. You're gonna have to rename this the Butt-mobile.

Why'd you build this thing with only one seat?

Because last I checked I only had one butt.

Your number two has to go number one.

Batman, you're on a timeout

Woohoo, I've been parented.

I want you to fly straight into that flaming eyeball.

Bob's your uncle your ruddy duff cobblers.

These diseased lunatics are right.

Bomb. Bomb. Bomb. Let's bomb it out.

@Kurtroedeger these are the scariest threads 😂

@peeppeepcircus
Shaka-laka-lako

@Kurtroedeger
my point exactly. 😂

@peeppeepcircus
Self destruct.mode activated

@peeppeepcircus I can squirt ketchup!

@Kurtroedeger

@Kurtroedeger

I'm now in an existential crisis about whether I want to see this movie or not.

@misterfive

#doitdoitdoit

@misterfive it takes a village. Not a Batman.

@Kurtroedeger

I did enjoy The Lego Movie.
But it's not Adam West and Burt Ward.

@misterfive will arnet