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This is the mayor in Walton Kentucky and I think we should put him in charge of everything

New Hampshire's governor has issued a stay-at-home order starting at midnight Friday. The order will last until the end of May. https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-26-20-intl-hnk/h_807445535abe6922a23a0553041d8462 

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CDC mailer - landing in a mailbox near you.

They lost me at 'hello'.

@WeThePeople I differ with your 'who is to blame' proposition, I think this is uniquely Trump and his cronies of the last few years who have lessened our ability to respond and still are. I would agree that Congress has dropped certain parts of this effort but when you put an administration in power 3 years ago who advocates the destruction of existing systems on top of 8 solid years of pure Republican obstructionism, well that's the schema I use to evaluate where we are.

@WeThePeople ...And when I was Chief of Current Ops at the Pentagon, our Continuity of Operations team was top flight, we did exercises throughout the year based on response scenarios. We have the capability still to beat this, he needs to turn on the valves to save us.

For the life of all of us, I truly do not understand why he is not other than paving the way for the demise of America as we thought we knew it.

If you ever needed an object lesson in why the stock market is not the economy, on the morning of historic levels of people filing for unemployment insurance, the market opens by going up hundreds of points.

sudden dawning realization on my part

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Norwegian Cruise Lines told managers to lie to their customers to stop cancelations

https://www.thedailybeast.com/norwegian-cruise-line-managers-told-sales-staff-to-lie-to-customers-about-coronavirus-report-says

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My sister, a critical care nurse, asked me today to help raise her children if she dies. She said they are re-using masks well past the point of safety.
- Anon Twit user

WHITE HOUSE
Trump team failed to follow NSC’s pandemic playbook
The 69-page document, finished in 2016, provided a step by step list of priorities – which were then ignored by the administration.
#COVIDー19 #Coronavirus #CoronavirusPandemic

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/25/trump-coronavirus-national-security-council-149285

Joe Arpaio, who was pardoned by Trump over two years ago, says he has officially filed election papers in a bid to win back his former position as sheriff of Maricopa County in Arizona https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/26/politics/joe-arpaio-files-election-signatures-sheriff-job/index.html 

@beyondblond3:

Motherfuckers trying to kill off us old folk are underestimating my fucking survival skills. I didn't get this old by being stupid.

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