Things to say when youre in a crowded elevator.

“This body is weak, I must find a new host.”

"Elevators alway remind me of my first victim"

Pretending to talk on a phone: “Well, the doctor will let me know as soon as the test results are back if it’s tuberculosis."

Stand in the corner facing away from everyone, bang your head against the wall and say “NO, I won’t do it, no no, not again.”

Stand in the corner facing away from everyone, bang your head against the wall and say “NO, I won’t do it, no no, not again.”

Things to say in an over crowded elevator.

Pretending to talk on a phone: “Well, the doctor will let me know as soon as the test results are back if it’s tuberculosis.”

@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine In situations like this, I 100% blame mom and dad. There is much they could do to have prevented this from happening.

It is scary, how many parents fail to take this subect seriously and properly educate and remove the "mystery" and curiosity behind firearms to their kids.

Common sense and education goes a long, long way, toward guiding children in good decision making skills.

@Jorro

Hey James Comer,

Fuuuuuuuuuk youuuuuuuu!

That is all.

@Wreckless that bitch is crazy.

@Bix yep.. would be nice if democrats could effectively call them assholes out on that BS. But they never do.

@chaos440 he escaped from Popeyes!

@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine you get what you pay for. You buy a $30 biometric safe.. ya know?

Also, why did that kid want to take a gun to school!? why?

Granted parents not securing firearms is a problem, but seriously, talk to your kids about what is going on in their lives!!!

@GeorgeVotesBlue saying the quiet part out loud.

@JohnFugelsang hrmm.. close.. Donald is more like that stain on the cushion after that one night you backdoored your girlfriend without a towel under her

@The_USA_Singers I want him to pull a Bush and choke on a pretzel.

@LnzyHou I wish dems were better at messaging. This is a good list.

@VenomousHeroine mmhmm! Anther true and valid point. Including a bonus, should you have life insurance!

Fact: Marriages never end well

Proof: 45% of marriages end in divorce. That means the other 55% end in DEATH!

That means you know going into it that it is a contract worse than what TMobile would give you!

@th3j35t3r pft.. nah bro.. on the ankles and genitals

@ToolPackinMama dont kid yourself. It is paid for.

On the backs of middle and lower class people, especially those dumb enough to vote those scumbags into power.

This is why it is important to get off your ass and vote Democrat!

@elmaxx @th3j35t3r OG like Tupac? OG like Suge Knight?

I never thought I could reach that level!

@Katequest welcome to CoSo :)

@elmaxx @th3j35t3r seriously what does the gold check mean really? :)