Things to say when youre in a crowded elevator.

“This body is weak, I must find a new host.”

"Elevators alway remind me of my first victim"

Pretending to talk on a phone: “Well, the doctor will let me know as soon as the test results are back if it’s tuberculosis."

Stand in the corner facing away from everyone, bang your head against the wall and say “NO, I won’t do it, no no, not again.”