Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Well, I guess I should start doing something productive...
Hangovers are nature's way of grounding you as an adult.
Today's random question: What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” ~ Anonymous
My first reaction was, “Seriously? Someone thought this was a good idea?” Then my second reaction was, “Hmm... I wonder how much this costs?”
Scientists who want to discover faster than light travel should study cats when they hear the sound of a can opener.
Heavy rains and high winds this morning due to Helene. Just one more reason to stay indoors and enjoy another cup of coffee.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes and then six months later you have to do it all over again.
Life is like a cup of coffee. It's not enough just to be hot, there has to be some kick to it.
Be careful when you say "there are no bad ideas." Some people will seriously go out of their way to prove you wrong.
I told my AI to make me a cappuccino and it made me an image of a cappuccino.
We still have a long way to go with AI. Just saying...
I mean, what's the point of having an AI if I have to make my own coffee?
I'm aging like a fine wine that someone left uncorked.
Annoying co-worker: "Thanks for the coffee. You know what'd go great with this?"
Me: "The antidote?"
Annoying co-worker: "No, a donu... wait, what?"
Me: "Nothing"
"Relax" they say. "Go to your happy place" they say. "Wait, come back, there's work to be done" they say as I stay in my happy place forever.
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022