Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Them: "Can you show me happiness in one photo?"
Me: (holds up photo of fresh brewed espresso)
Them: "Well, um... yeah, we can't really argue with that."
I found this posted over the stove in my kitchen this morning. I think my wife is trying to tell me something…
Freudian slips can happen even to the breast of us.
Cats always look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect.
It's the morning after the birthday that is always the roughest.
Need.
More.
Coffee.
Okay, please help me understand how I've successfully managed 57 orbits around the Sun. Somehow, it feels statistically highly unlikely that I've survived this long. 😜
So I went to the office for the training seminar and 1) the boss wasn't there, 2) two of the four people scheduled for the class weren't there, and 3) they still won't let me drink liquor at work, the bastards.
I'm supposed to go to the office today but I don't want to. Alas, I have to conduct a training session on how to use AI. (sigh)
I'm not saying that working from home has made me a bit of a hermit, but I’m about one week away from being friends with a volleyball.
Just in case I ever decide to run for political office, and the oppo teams sift through my social media postings looking for dirt, I just want to make it clear that I have absolutely no animosity whatsoever towards Taylor Swift.
Without coffee, there is no inspiration.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. ☕ 😆
Getting ready for another Monday Twitch stream playing World of Tanks. Everyone is invited to stop by and say hi. 😎
Been organizing and de-cluttering all weekend ... and came to the conclusion I need an entire closet just for my tropical shirts. 😎
Gary Poole
boosted
Stopped by the Chattanooga Zoo and this fella seemed a bit amused by my presence.
September 13, 1999. A massive nuclear explosion on the far side of the Moon ripped it completely out of Earth orbit. The world has never been the same since.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022