Today's random question: What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
PUT HIM IN THE SCUPPERS WITH THE HOSE-PIPE ON HIM.
@GaryPoole Put him at the helm of an Exxon tanker.
@GaryPoole Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Give him some coffee, obviously. π