Gouda with bacon for the win.

In celebration of National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day, our Question of Day is: What is best cheese for a grilled cheese sandwich?

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There’s got to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning…

I've been at work for an hour and have already finished all my tasks for the day. Is it too soon for day drinking?

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If you drive off with the gas pump nozzle still in your car, I guess it shouldn't be surprising you suck at parking, too.

So I see OJ is dead.

Some mornings I feel like I'm just a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios...

Probably showing my age here, but I have to cast my vote for M*A*S*H

Question of the Day: What is the best sitcom of all time?

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According to Wikipedia, Hormel Foods made its first batch of Spam in 1937. I'm wondering when they are going to make their second batch...

Wife decided to take the day off and is sleeping in.

Problem: my studio is right next to the bedroom. And I'm doing TV and radio traffic reporting this morning.

Solution: None needed. That woman could sleep through a death metal concert.

Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup. Looking up, I noticed I was late.

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Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

I'm not sure if this animal counts, but he's always been my favorite. 😎

To celebrate National Farm Animals Day, the Question of the Day is: What is you favorite farm animal?

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If you’re telekinetic and you know it, clap my hands.

I'm in a distinctly 19th century vibe this morning, feeling like I need a top hat and violin to go sip coffee outside as the sun rises.

And this has nothing to do with the gummy I had last night before bed.

Nope, nothing at all.

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I've either figured out why my computer won't work or I've discovered an infinite supply of power.

Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?

Apparently I’ve stumped the tech support people. Looks like someone disabled some legacy code and didn’t tell anyone or document it.

There are way too many people in IT who don’t understand the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” mantra.