Tech support: "The problem is obviously with your browser, try another browser."

Me: "I've documented the error using Chrome, Edge, and Firefox."

Tech Support: (long pause) "Then it must be your operating system."

Me: "I've documented the error using three different computers, one running Win 10 Pro, one running Win 10 Home, and also on my iPad using Safari."

Tech Support: (crickets)

Is it too early to start drinking Irish coffee?

Question of the Day: What do you do when you don't get enough sleep?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Already through my second cup of coffee this morning and having an ongoing back-and-forth with work tech support over an issue that I seem to understand better than they do.

Yeah... one of THOSE days. (sigh)

If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.

Having one of THOSE mornings.

#GoodMorning (ish)
#CaffeineClub

I like to tell people I think I'm normal, because I love to hear the sound of hysterical laughter in response.

There are 2 types of people: Those that think they are normal, and those that realize there is no such thing.

Boot moccasins. 😂

Question of the Day: What fad from the past would you like to see become popular again?

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Someone gave me an Atomic Fireball. I haven't had one of these in years. And I FORGOT HOW HOT THEY ARE! MY MOUTH IS BURNING!

Ever have one of those surreal dreams that was so weird you were actually glad to wake up?

Like aliens having coffee in the Oval Office while hosting a pool party.

Yeah... this is going to be an interesting week. I can just feel it.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Not something you see everyday…

Step One: slow cook a base of celery, onions, and homemade chicken stock for several hours.

Step Two: add in mixed veggies (peas, corn, various beans) and garlic and slow cook overnight.

Step Three: add in shredded baked chicken, diced tomato, salt and other seasonings and slow cook for several more hours.

Step Four: enjoy! 👨🏻‍🍳

#COSOcooking

Question of the Day: What's the best cure for the hiccups?

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Just like our bodies, experts say our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning.

There's something just wrong with waking up one minute before the alarm goes off. I feel like I was cheated out of that extra minute of sleep.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Nope. Still laughing. 😂

I think my answer is obvious... "Zoinks!"

Question of the Day: Which Scooby-Doo character are you most like?

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#ScoobyDoo