As a reminder, don’t believe everything you see or read online today.

Which is actually pretty good advice every other day of the year, too.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

rabbit rabbit

The struggle was real

Sometimes experiments in the kitchen can go a bit... awry. Tried a new spin on mashed potatoes last night using small red russets (unpeeled) blended with sour cream and sautéed strawberry onions and garlic. Turns out I used about twice as much of the sweet onion as needed for proper "balance". So, obviously, I have to get another bag of potatoes to boil and mix in to dilute everything.

#CoSoCooking

Cheese, lettuce, cheese, tomato, cheese, bacon, with a smear of mayo and ketchup.

What can say, I like cheese. 😎

Question of the day: What do you put on a burger?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#Burger

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason why I have trust issues.

Coffee and pancakes. Who's with me?

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

I have no idea what this is, but I want one.

I see no way this could go wrong...

Post the first thing that comes to mind when you see this:

According to my mother, as a child I really loved Cheerios. She would find them all over the kitchen after breakfast, so apparently I loved to play with them as much as I loved eating them. 😜

And yes, that's me at a very young age.

Question of the Day: What was your favorite childhood breakfast cereal?

#QuestionOfTheDay

I still miss velcro sneakers. I also miss the days when having velcro sneakers was considered cool.

Apparently, AI really has no idea what a croissant is supposed to look like.

Be that as it may, I'm still craving a croissant this morning. The real kind, not the AI kind.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub ☕

For me, camouflage = uniform, from my days in the Army. It just seems odd to wear them as social clothing.

Did you ever notice that people who wear camoflauge out in public are not getting the point of camoflauge?

I need this sign.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator

#haiku

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, "I'd so tap that."