Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Question of the Day: What's your favorite vegetable?
The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.
There’s a reason why people have learned not to talk to me or make any sudden moves around me before I’ve had my first cup off coffee. Just saying…
I'm thinking of starting a band called the "Sigmund Freuds". The drummer will have phallic cymbals.
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again...
This is how I visualize myself when I'm drinking coffee.
Don't ruin my fantasy, I like my illusions nice and unshattered. 😜
Technically, any size pizza is a personal pizza if you are sufficiently motivated. Which has nothing to do with what I had for lunch today. Nope. Not at all. Absolutely nothing to see here, move along.
Just realized I haven't done the "Hokey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.
"I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance the last thing on my mind is a short, flying, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." ~ Anonymous
Good morning and happy Valentine’s Day to all those who celebrate. I’m not sure how I feel about it yet, but maybe some coffee will help. But I guarantee you, I’m going to be playing a lot of love songs today on my show. 😍🥰😘
So the results of yesterday's poll amuses me: it was a 50/50 split between pancakes and waffles.
So today, let's make it a bit more difficult: Who's the king of the breakfast table -- pancakes, waffles, bacon, or biscuits?
I just figured it out: Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.
I’m having a hard time deciding this morning… pancakes or waffles?
I often wonder what it is that I did in a past life to get reincarnated as me.
The internet was originally created to save time. So what happened?
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022