Mornings when I have to do traffic reporting for TV as well as doing my regular morning show are always extra busy. I need my #CoSo fix, stat! As well as another cup of coffee, of course. ☕

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Here’s mine: a flower blooming in my backyard. In February. 😎

Haven’t done this in a while: post the most recent pic on your phone (unless it’s something naughty or overly personal, of course).

I asked my radio audience the same question this morning, and 50% of them picked Thin Mints, 19% said Samoas, and 12% each picked Do-so-dos and Tagalongs in a tie for third place.

Be interesting to see how the #CoSo vote goes.

Thin Mints are my fav, but I'll never turn down any of them. 😎

Question of the Day: What's your favorite flavor of Girl Scout cookie?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#GirlScoutCookies
#Cookies

*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks my back seductively.

So I've just spent the last half hour remotely trouble-shooting our broadcast server to find out why it wasn't sending audio (only song data) to the transmitter and streaming feed.

Finally got it fixed and the station back on the air. Which isn't bad work considering I hadn't even had my coffee yet when I realized the station was kaput.

I am now on my second cup, and it's not even 6:30.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

You know it's time to clean your computer screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.

Two cats, one sunbeam.

#catsofcoso

I remember the time I was cast to voice a cow for an animated film. During recording the director told me I wasn't being "bovine enough" and that I needed to channel my inner cow.

The more I look back on my life, the less sense any of it makes...

the beans into grounds
to the grounds add the water
now my soul is warm

#haiku
#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

So people often wonder what a dish jockey does when the songs are playing. Well… now you know the truth. 😎

#Civ6

“To err is human, to really screw things up requires a computer.”

I turned off my ad blocker for a website that I like, and whatever ad server they are using is apparently very confused about what to show me, as I keep seeing ads for dealing his hot flashes and vaginal dryness. 😜

So, according to this chart, it'd be cheaper to print everything in blood. Good to know.

If the paleo diet works so well, why did the Flintstones need vitamins?

It’s a Monday, so let’s start the week off right with a bit of coffee mixed in with my morning cup of cream and sugar. 😎 ☕️

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Cats and sunbeams: the perfect combination. ☀️

#catsofcoso

Well, since corn is considered a vegetable, my vote is for popcorn. 😎