In a thousand or so years, archaeologists are going to dig up tanning beds and think we cooked people as punishment.

I'm not sure they'd be wrong...

What day is it?

No, really… I’ve lost track of all space and time. I really need some coffee…

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

A friend of mine is thinking about opening a body shop. He asked me for suggestions on what to call it. I suggested "Auto Correct". For some reason, he no longer returns my calls...

Imagine how much fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.

And I snuck in Fleetwood Mac's "Dreams" before the mid-day guy got into the studio. 😎

And here’s Hour 4 (updated):

Guns N Roses — November Rain
CCR — Who’ll Stop The Rain (five requests to play it again)
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers — Louisiana Rain
Bob Dylan — Shelter From The Storm
Bob Dylan — A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall
Peter Gabriel — Red Rain
Led Zeppelin — Fool In The Rain
Led Zeppelin - When The Levee Breaks
Lou Christie — Lightning Strikes

So, yes... there are a LOT of rain songs. 😂 😂 😂

Here’s Hour 3:

The Doors — Riders On The Storm
REO Speedwagon — Riding The Storm Out
Supertramp — It’s Raining Again
Albert Hammond — It Never Rains In Southern California
BJ Thomas — Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head
The Cascades — Rhythm Of The Rain
John Mellencamp — Rain On The Scarecrow
Classics IV — Stormy
The Temptations— I Wish It Would Rain
The Beatles — Fixing A Hole

Here’s Hour 2:

Led Zeppelin — The Rain Song
Eric Clapton — Let It Rain
The Weather Girls — It’s Raining Men
Eurythmics — Here Comes The Rain Again
The Beatles — Rain
The Carpenters — Rainy Days & Mondays
Prince — Purple Rain
James Taylor — Fire And Rain
Elvis Presley — Kentucky Rain

Here’s Hour 1:

ELO — Showdown (Raining All Over The World)
Tina Turner — I Can’t Stand The Rain
Milli Vanilli — Blame It On The Rain
CCR — Have You Ever Seen The Rain
Blind Melon — No Rain
The Fortunes — Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again
Brook Benton — Rainy Night In Georgia
Bruce Hornsby & The Range — Mandolin Rain
Neil Sedaka — Laughter In The Rain
Eddie Rabbit — I Love A Rainy Night

For those that interested, I'll be posting my hourly playlist from this morning of the rain songs once I'm down with my show.

It's been a really fun morning, and all the feedback I've been getting from my listeners is really positive.

It really is amazing how many rain-themed songs there are. 😂

For those who are unaware, Southern Tennessee is getting hammered by rain, to the point most of our schools are closed and the ones which aren't have delayed two hours for safety purposes.

Been playing all rain-themed songs this morning on my show and been getting a lot of calls and message from my listeners who are really getting a kick out of it. 😎 🌧️

Why does coffee always taste better when it's raining? One of the mysteries of the universe...

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub
#Rain

Who made up the rules about what drinks can only be drunk in certain glasses? I drink wine out of a wine glass, it’s seen as normal. However, when I put it in a sippy cup people look at me funny...

Question of the Day: Why DID the chicken cross the road?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#Chicken

I'm still trying to figure out exactly what was wrong with the guy in the "Operation" game that required him to have so many near-simultaneous surgeries.

Elementary school: "Okay so here's the basics of history."
High school: "That's not right. Every thing is waaay more complicated."
College: "EVERY THING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!!"
History channel: "Aliens"

It’s Monday, and I’m in a good mood. Something is obviously wrong with the universe. Must be a glitch in the matrix or something.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub