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Just putting this out there ahead of time, in case somebody wants to get me something nice for Christmas this year. I think this small little stocked liquor cabinet would look great under my tree. I mean, I have been a very good boy this year... 😇

Improve your day by ordering coffee in the voice you use for your pets.

My boss has been out of the office for over a month. Today was her first day back. When she saw me, she went to give me a hug at the same time as I handed her a welcome back cupcake.

I think the resulting mess is a perfect metaphor for my professional life.

I guess I need to start thinking about Thanksgiving...

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Mini Bread Maker - I love this recipe. (swapped 1 1/2 Tbsp Sugar w/Honey)
3/4 Cup - Water - room temp
1-1/2 Cup - Bread Flour - sifted
2/3 Cup - Rye Flour - sifted
2 Tbsp - Honey
1-1/2 Tbsp - Dry Milk
1/2 tsp - Salt
1Tbsp - Butter
1 tsp - Active Dry Yeast

I got into oat breads a few years back and really like them for sandwiches.

Today is National Sandwich Day, which leads us to the question of the day: What's the best bread for a sandwich?


(the week after Halloween when no trick-or-treaters show up) “Say hellow to my leetle friends...”

Protip: if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, no one will bother you while you’re shopping.

Contemplating the ever-swirling abyss that is the inner consciousness of my soul... either that, or I just need coffee.


I don’t care what any of you mathematically minded people may say, but in my world cutting a sandwich diagonally gives you more sandwich.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Kissing is weird. At some point, multiple cultures independently came to the conclusion that wanting to lick the inside of somebody's mouth shouldn't be exclusive to dogs.

I’m not sure if this coffee mug is large enough? What do you think? ☕️

morning

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Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found in Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher.

I guess I should start planning for Thanksgiving...

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