Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
"That's a really big cup of coffee."
"Well it's not large enough to swim in."
"Are you sure about that?"
"Well...."
That fact that I didn’t know until today that vanilla extract is very high in alcohol is … odd. I’ve been using extract in baking for ages and never made that connection.
D’oh!
It would be helpful to have the audience from “The Price is Right” around when I am making those critical life decisions. They aren't always right, but their enthusiasm would be really reassuring.
What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
One of our local community Christmas festivals is going to be hosted by a pro wrestling group and will also feature a mobile axe throwing booth.
Why yes, I do live in the South. How did you guess? 😂
Every morning when I’m surfing the web looking for interesting things for my show, I thank god I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones and social media.
I'm thinking @th3j35t3r and @phase2 need to start their own music club. 😎
People often ask how I can be so cheerful and peppy in the morning. The answer is simple: lots and lots of caffeine.
Here’s a photo of my Christmas tree.
It’s still in the shed… because it’s November.
Our station engineer left the door open to the “closet of stuff”. I don’t know what any of this stuff really is, but it sure looks interesting.
Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are disgusting.
Has anyone ever heard a car alarm go off and thought, "Oh my gosh, someone is stealing that car! I better call 911!"
Didn't think so...
Gary Poole
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"So what size coffee what you like?"
"Just give me the pot."
"The pot?"
"Yes."
"The entire pot?"
"YES!"
We live in a society that’s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022