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There's something about contemplating the mysteries of life over a morning cup of coffee.

Mainly because it's easy to let your brain wander while you're waiting for the first hit of caffeine to kick in. 😎



Today's random question: If you could have free, unlimited service for a year from a professional cook, chauffeur, personal secretary, housekeeper or masseuse, which would you choose?

@pendrag I was wondering if you were around today. 😎

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Yep. BP is down, cholesterol is down, and so forth.

Two years ago: 224 pounds.

Today: 196 pounds.

And I still think salads suck.


At any given moment, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

Well it's obviously time to get this day "in gear" (see what I did there?) with the morning coffee. ☕



I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.

Up at 4:30. Start work at 5. Finish work at 6. I guess that means it's time to fire up Netflix... and make some more coffee.



(note: this is what AI thinks I look like. I wish, AI. Oh how I wish.) 😂

The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.

Had a dream a hedgehog in an apron and chef's hat opened a coffee stand in my front yard.

Apparently the new "relaxation" gummies are working very well.



I just don’t understand why people keep calling me nerdy…

@janallmac I am Mr. Hydration. I always have a glass of water nearby.

My issue with the big mugs is that I'm clumsy and work near very expensive electronic equipment. 😜

@janallmac I recently was gifted one of those massive insulated cups in a swag bag from an event I hosted and gave it to my mother. She seemed quite happy with it.

I think the person who first called them "eggs over easy" never actually tried to make them.

The best part of waking up is that it beats not waking up.

Also, there's coffee. ☕



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Gary Poole

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.