Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
No matter how many lasagnas you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that's pretty close.
@stueytheround 93 and humid here in Tennessee. Ugh
I’m so glad they finally figured out how to debone donuts. I was tired of having to pick the little donut bones out of my teeth every morning...
Today's random question: What's the last "theme park" you've been to, and when was it?
@janallmac It was line dancing. Someone spilled beer on the floor, I slipped and fell and *crack*.
I was also once asked to take part in one of those local "dancing with the stars" type things, and dislocated my shoulder during the first rehearsal.
Some of us are just not meant to dance.
@janallmac The last time I went dancing, I broke two ribs.
No matter how nice I ask random people, nobody will take me to Funkytown.
"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." ~ T.S. Eliot
"I measure my life by the gallon of coffee." ~ Gary Poole
@kay_dub I'm an old school "hang on, I want to try a shortcut" type of driver. 😜
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
Today’s random question: How much coffee is too much coffee?
@lifeinthePNW @LnzyHou Beautiful dogs.
Today's random question: What is your favorite dip?
I have sadly come terms with the fact that I will always have the handwriting of a 7th grader.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022