Life lesson: you never have to feel ashamed of anything you buy as long as you buy a birthday card at the same time.

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Of course there are: there's beer, whiskey, rum, tequila, vodka, need I go on? 😂

I was thinking about the whole duality of man thing this morning.

You know, the idea that humans have two contradictory parts in their nature yet somehow we can get the body and soul to exist together in harmony like a mystical/reality yin and yang of life.

Then I realized I really needed some coffee.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

I'll never forget the first time I got into a memory foam pillow fight.

@CinnamonGirlE I pet my cats. Best way to relieve stress.

Some days you just need the finer things in life, like fresh coffee and croissants. So where's my personal chef and valet to bring them to me?

Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?
Bueller?

(grumbling) Fine, I'll go make them myself.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.

I will be responsible for my actions when my actions become more responsible.

Since it's October now, I guess it's time to get into Halloween mode.

"Tell the witches to cast a coffee spell!"

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Today's random question: What's the weirdest food you've ever tasted?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Elementary school: "Okay so here's the basics of history." High school: "That's not right. Every thing is waaay more complicated." College: "EVERY THING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!!" History channel: "Aliens"

Well, I guess I should start doing something productive...

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Man does not live by salad alone.

Hangovers are nature's way of grounding you as an adult.

Give him some coffee, obviously. 😎

Today's random question: What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

#QuestionOfTheDay

My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” ~ Anonymous

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

“And iiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooooooooou!”

My first reaction was, “Seriously? Someone thought this was a good idea?” Then my second reaction was, “Hmm... I wonder how much this costs?”