Scientists who want to discover faster than light travel should study cats when they hear the sound of a can opener.

Heavy rains and high winds this morning due to Helene. Just one more reason to stay indoors and enjoy another cup of coffee.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes and then six months later you have to do it all over again.

Life is like a cup of coffee. It's not enough just to be hot, there has to be some kick to it.

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I thought chocolate was already plant-based…

@Xponent_Rob I read Electoral Vote every morning, too. Great site.

https://www.electoral-vote.com/

#CoSoPolitics

Be careful when you say "there are no bad ideas." Some people will seriously go out of their way to prove you wrong.

I told my AI to make me a cappuccino and it made me an image of a cappuccino.

We still have a long way to go with AI. Just saying...

I mean, what's the point of having an AI if I have to make my own coffee?

#GoodMorning
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@dauphin87 This is all you need. 😎

I'm aging like a fine wine that someone left uncorked.

Annoying co-worker: "Thanks for the coffee. You know what'd go great with this?"

Me: "The antidote?"

Annoying co-worker: "No, a donu... wait, what?"

Me: "Nothing"

"Relax" they say. "Go to your happy place" they say. "Wait, come back, there's work to be done" they say as I stay in my happy place forever.

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My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.

Them: "Can you show me happiness in one photo?"

Me: (holds up photo of fresh brewed espresso)

Them: "Well, um... yeah, we can't really argue with that."

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I found this posted over the stove in my kitchen this morning. I think my wife is trying to tell me something…

#CoSoCooking

Freudian slips can happen even to the breast of us.

Cats always look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.

I don't drink coffee to wake up.

I wake up to drink coffee.

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They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect.