Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
I just sneezed eight times in a row and I think I saw the entrance to Narnia for a split second.
@sazemisery I'll take a dozen. 🍩 😜
Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. As in, I don't give eeffoc until I've had my morning coffee.
(so reads the mug I just bought my wife) 😎
A recent business article noted there are now more than 1,000 billionaires in the world. And yet, not a single one of them has become Batman. Very disappointed in the whole lot.
Barista: "How much cream would you like with your coffee?"
Me: "All of it."
Barista: "All?"
Me: "All."
It’s mid-August, which means one thing: it’s almost Pumpkin Spice season. 😳
Just got an email from my boss: I'm getting an assistant, a new office (for when I want to come in to the building), and they've added to my TV schedule (now 3 days a week instead of 2).
I must be doing something right...
You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you.
Instead of complaining about it being too early, or too hot, or too humid, or going on about my various aches and pains, I decided today I'd be positive and helpful.
I'm sure I'll get over it soon, but in the meantime, here's a handy graphic for you coffee lovers.
You're welcome.
I've often wondered what horrible disease the guy from the Operation game had that required so much surgery.
Philosopher: "How would you define happiness?"
Me: "Coffee."
Philosopher: "Can you be more specific?"
Me: "Sure. Espresso."
A few weeks back, I (finally) upgraded my home computer to a modern rig. As such, it meant I could (finally) be able to stream myself playing my favorite game: World of Tanks.
So... time for a little self promotion: you're invited to come hang with me today at https://www.twitch.tv/taxitodd 😎
#WorldofTanks #Streaming #Gaming #Twitch #ShamelessSelfPromotion
A book fell on my head this morning. I can only blame my shelf.
I’m conflicted. I want them and at the same time I know there’s no way possible it could be good for me.
Remember when people would get mad at you if you didn't put them in your top 8 friends on Myspace?
@VelvetDuchess Are you saying there are people who don't do that?
@janallmac Sounds like a good poem. ☕
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022