@MookyTroubadour
I dont know, let me ask the four printers that I have - sure one of them will wake up and work, right.
The oldest, xerox phaser 3200 still kickin' out B/W prints no prob. (Except always tells me it's out of paper just before it spits out the print)

@tonyinterpreter
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What does a cow do when the sun comes out? Shadow.
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I hate to have to ask to explain the joke. 🤔

@Kinnison
All systems nominal.

@SpaceShanks
4 out of 5 Doctors recommend Camel cigarettes.

@Possum63
It should be played at top of every hour on cable and in between every 10th YouTube.

@Kurtroedeger
Will physics allow you grill a bread heel? Or will quantum heelicity prevent the butter/griddle reaction from forming?

@stueytheround @process @kel
My 9th grade science teacher Mr Janak caught four of us having spitball wars in the back of his class and made us stay after school an hour each night until we filled up a liter jar of mouth chewed spitballs.

He was a good guy though. He started out the semester by telling everyone "You've got three grandmas", meaning you could blow an assignment and say your grandma died three times.

More ☕ please.
Good morning 🌞 all.
3 hrs sleep, maybe.
2 hrs of RR video training en route.
Well, the pay is good, so no complaints.
Wheels up.

@MrGoat
Welp, that's a first for me. I'm old. Missed that genre at the time. Can only say I'd heard their name.

Wheels up.

@h8cloz
Caught a bit of updraft did ya?

And then the flight was canceled. So now I've made it back home. I had a bite to eat crawled into bed and have a 4:00 a.m. Wake up for a 6:00 a.m. flight. Whee, whee, whee!

So at noon today I was getting my truck ready for a trip to KC later this week, maybe next.

Then work called. I'm now in airport waiting for my flight to board, so I can arrive about midnight, check in to hotel about 1am, sleep maybe by 2am, get up about 5am, and be on site by 6am.

And fill out a security check (done) and shit-ton of onboarding paperwork, watch 2 HR videos, and an OSHA test, and a 20 page info and test doc from the RR before I can set foot on the work site.

This is fine.

@redenigma
Now that's funny, right there. I don't care who you are...or what pointy White hat you wear.

@grrlscientist
What I love, if I remember correctly, is that she's already given away as much as she got from the divorce but it keeps growing faster than she can give it apparently.

@Lovechild444
✈️ Airplane
Oh, and everyone's favorite Christmas comedy, The one set at Nakamichi Tower with Bruce Willis, Die Hard.
And Deadpool.
😘

#politics thoughts

@th3j35t3r @WarrantCanary
Of course I'm not all that private - you can figure out who and what I'm all about, but I did sign up with one of my throwaway accounts here.

I'm glad this service is here for those who might need it more.

@th3j35t3r I was familiar with the 6:00 report, I didn't know you could ask for a personal. 👍

@th3j35t3r @WarrantCanary
Hmm, I see. Very cool, more personalized service for the folks here. Is this new, or I've just overlooked it.

@WarrantCanary status