BUT UNLIKE TAXES, I ONLY COME AROUND ONCE

"Death's hollow, peculiar voice is represented in the books by unquoted Small caps; since he is a skeleton, he has no vocal cords to speak with, and therefore his words enter a person's head with no involvement from the ears. His "voice" is often described using a morbid metaphor, such as two slabs of granite being rubbed together, or the slamming of coffin lids"

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, PEOPLE. JEEZ.

SPEAKING OF CABS . . . IF YOU DRUNKS COULD REMEMBER TO CALL ONE I COULD FINISH WATCHING E.T.

BETTY HAD TO GO IN 2021. YOU DIDN'T WANT THAT KICKING OFF YOUR 2022.

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. I JUST DRIVE THE CAB.

@TheAbbotTrithemius @Finnegan @thereal_renaissance_man @Bl4cK4t "AND ALL THE SCIENCE I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S JUST MY JOB FIVE DAYS - ER, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK . . . A REAPER MAN . . . REAPER MAN"

@thereal_renaissance_man "Death is, as you’d expect, a tall, hooded skeleton with a scythe, and SPEAKS IN A VOICE LIKE THE SLAMMING OF COFFIN LIDS. However, he also likes a good curry, and kittens, and finds the lives of mortals endlessly fascinating." https://www.terrypratchettbooks.com/discworld-characters/

@Finnegan @thereal_renaissance_man @Bl4cK4t

I MADE A FUNNY

@Finnegan @thereal_renaissance_man @Bl4cK4t I TAKE LIFE AS IT COMES

@thereal_renaissance_man @Bl4cK4t THANK YOU. ONE MIGHT THINK I WOULD KNOW IF THERE WAS SOMETHING LIFE THREATENING, BUT I JUST DO PEOPLE. CATS ARE A MYSTERY. THEY ARE VERY GOOD AT IT, TOO.

MY CAT KEEPS EATING GRASS. IS THIS NORMAL OR IS HE PERHAPS ILL?

PANDEMICS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD BUSY WORK. TRAVEL THE WORLD, THEY SAID. MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER. SURE. THE WORLD. ALL OVER. I JUST LONG TERM LEASED A CONDO IN MIAMI, IF THAT TELLS YOU ANYTHING ABOUT WHERE THE ACTION IS.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

@BlueStateBabe OH I AM MOST CERTAINLY STALKING FLORIDA. AND TEXAS. AND CALIFORNIA. AND ARIZONA . . .

#CoSoMusic #DeathJam

https://youtu.be/7rg4u3byLcs

I COULD REALLY USE A VACATION, SO IF YOU COULD ALL MASK UP THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

😍 https://imgur.com/X0UTupZ

I AM WATCHING IT NOW. SECONDS AFTER I ASKED FOR IT. TOTAL MAGICK

JESTER IS AMAZING

#OnDemandRequest

IT WAS A VERY NICE CHRISTMAS EVE THAT YEAR

@th3j35t3r ORIGINAL DISNEY FROM 1970