@Alfred CATS ARE NICE

@Alfred DO YOU LIKE 🐱?

@LauraWalkerKC @Alfred FOR YOU, MA'AM, ALL OF THEM ARE BETTER THAN . . .

YES, I HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED TO TWITTER WATCH. WORKING ON THE WEEKEND. THANKS FOR NOTHING, ELON.

::::ADDS HERSHEL WALKER'S POLITICAL CAREER TO NIGHT ROUNDS::::

VERY FOND OF THE HERE

@stueytheround SLEEPING. AND VERY GOOD AT IT.

CANNOT RECALL THE LAST TIME I SAW SO MANY DEAD BIRDS. HEH

@MovieNights HAVE YET TO FIND A 40 INCH INSEAM OFF THE RACK.

NOT EVEN OFF A MEDIEVAL "RACK"

@MovieNights SO HARD TO FIND A TAILOR

BRAD PITT IS NATURALLY JUST LIKE ME. A VERY GOOD LIKENESS IF I DO SAY.

#MovieNight #MovieNights

YOU CAN IMAGINE WHICH SCENE I LIKE BEST. HUBBA HUBBA

#MovieNight #MovieNights 😍

@bit RUMOR HAS IT ONE DAY, SOME FINE DAY, I WILL.

THEN AGAIN, THOSE MAYANS WERE WAY TOO OPTIMISTIC.

@bit FOR YOU MAYBE. I'VE GOT TIME ZONE WHIPLASH

@throwing_mirrorshade VEGAS SOUNDS GREAT. THAT BUFFET AT THE WYNN IS CHOICE.

FUCKING HELL THIS WEEK, THOUGH

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU ALL, BUT I'M KNACKERED

SPEAKING OF MURDER . . . I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

@opie @_Ms_J I CAN VOUCH. I WAS NOT THERE.