Say what you will about future Sen. Jim Justice (R-Coal), that man loves Babydog.

And that dog definitely doesn't hunt. Indeed, I expect he sleeps in a sunny spot and waits for lunch while the other dogs go be sporty. 🤣

Annndddd...

Laura Loomer, FFS. Apparently, the the country can at least agree on not killing puppies. 🐕

When you've lost catturd.

No one ever accused Michael Vick of being smart, but he didn't double down with, "Hey, I offed some old horses, too!"

Brutal, but fair.

Three Year Letterman never ever makes a straight post.

Once they get the taste of blood in their mouth, the thrill of the hunt, the rush of the kill...

Nothing to do but put them down.

#Noem

Nick Anderson, Tribune Content

#EditorialCartoons #Texas #Austin

Gukesh is 17, making him the youngest qualifier for the World Championship Match. Lots of sour grapes grousing about it being a fluke, him not being ready, etc.

Kasparov was the previous "youngest" at 20 and sees it differently. ♟️

"Yeah! Send those out of state students subsidizing our university home and stop making it all about being good at schoolin'."

I am shocked that a flagship, R1 university would only accept A students. Shocked, I say.
Soooo close...

#Texas #Austin #Abbott

I really thought that South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it." couldn't be surpassed.

Florida brings us "She's your daughter, not your date." 😬

What. The. Fuck.

Louisiana, ever vigilant in their care of the overseer class, just passed a child labor law to *not* require lunch breaks for minors.

Because it's what the kids working at Smoothie King demand.

#Politics #CoSoPolitics #ChildLabor

"Your package is four stops away"

It's happening! The Slothicorn is on the way! (Actually 2, one for the guest dog as well.) 🐶

32 Killed. 17 Wounded.

4/16/2007 - the deadliest school shooting in US history at Virginia Tech.

#GunControl #VirginiaTech

Yeah, I know a lot of Lowreys, Locklears, and Oxendines through Mr. Cosmic. It's made me reexamine my idea of a native tribe as well as how I process genetic ladder pulling. Don't get me wrong, I'm all behind more land returns and reparations, but a fair amount of reading and a topo map tell me that Native Americans, slaves, and settlers all took a wrong turn, wound up in the swamp, and the Lumbee emerged with a NA language and culture. Does 3 centuries in the same swamp make you a tribe?

Next week, on the House floor. (Ukraine aid is in 6192.)

It's finally Appliance Week! 🫠

Just not serious people.

#Politics #CoSoPolitics #Ukraine

https://rules.house.gov/news/announcement/meeting-announcement-april-15-2024

I find this gown, while it looks great on her, entirely inappropriate for a state dinner at the White House. 😬

Study on the ability of LLMs to summarize documents/books - which is probably one of the top business cases being pitched.

It's not good, folks. Even the highest factuality presented isn't sufficient for automated use or even most commercial uses. 🙁

#AI

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2404.01261.pdf

Support Slack, upon login: OMG OMG OMG! Can't reach [site]! Danger, danger!

Me, to my team: It's DNS.

Team: Maybe not.

Me, 15 minutes later when the DNS entry is restored by whomever nuked it: