I'm getting nowhere clearing stuff off my phone, LOL! Time for bed.

This is a damned classic. 😂

I have no idea which company he was subtweeting about and that's actually scarier. 😱

Dril knew.

One of the greats. Gone, but he lives on through his tweets.

This is followed by deleting your account, changing your name, and moving to different state. 😂

I have had this saved for years, across multiple devices. Every time I start to delete it, I get the giggles. It survives another culling.

Truth.

Also, the Kentucky Derby is the crown jewel of Amish NASCAR and country music is Farm Emo.

Just a random Twitter moment when Mike Godwin explains to William Gibson what a thot is. 🤣

From the saved tweets collection.

Ah, for the good old days. (Might need to open)

I never actually thought of the IRA as a plush toy... #Elon

What David Simon said. This dude is just shy of shooting puppies for attention.

Georgia, come get your garbage.

Fox News (Gutfield even) goes after Noem. Hard.

#Noem #PuppyKiller

Charge percentages are pretty accurate.

I'm with Siggy.

Anyone know what percentage of $3 trillion this is? 🙄

I did beat the living hell out of the NYT average so far today though. 😲

This bitch.

Newest revision - "I bravely saved my children from the vicious Cricket"

Goat was just for fun, I guess.

#Noem #Politics #CoSoPolitics

This is a real #Elon post.

For those of you not in tech, this is cringeworthy, not even up to the standards of schlocky tech adjacent dramas where people say airgapped a lot and clone cellphones using ham radio parts found in the basement.

Sound familiar?

And the goat, Kristi? 🐐

Still a monster. Still a puppy killer.