Apparently, very serious people are upset that Zelenskyy wasn't wearing a suit.

Winston Churchill at the White House. #News #CoSoNews #Politics

NGL, I thought the light of consciousness would at least seem sober. #Twitter #Elon #Jack

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Ken is a predatory short seller who has made billions shorting $TSLA. He is suing the IRS over the leak showing he basically pays no taxes. Ken is a bad man with "bodies under the floorboards" eyes.

That's Ken Griffin, CEO of Citadel, Gamestop/Robinhood manipulator, art hoarder, DeSantis supporter, and international tax shirker. #ElonMusk #BillionaireBoysClub #TSLA #DeSantis

I get these monthly, year round, except during the winter months when they are hard to find and I store them in the pantry. Do I do it for the cheerful messages of encouragement on every wrapper?

Nope. I do it for days like today, when both Mr. Cosmic and Cosmic Jr. crawled into bed, wheezing, coughing, and snuffling with a bag of Halls, a box of Kleenex, bottle of Nyquil, and a 2 litre ginger ale each.

I'm hiding upstairs but feeling I have suitably armed them. 🤒

I'm not sniffly over a little robot powering down. 😭

I'm reminded of when affluenza was coined as a term. Man loses 2 billion dollars and his fluffers are screaming about the price of genius.

Bullshit. He's an arrogant bag of other people's sweat.

True. All true.

Huh. TSLA not impressed by either the Jaron and Saudi meetup or the poll stunt. Shocked. Shocked I say.

Only twice. Though it's really not that hard to pattern check.

First, the original #Tweet is hilarious, the second builds on the first, but OMG can I relate to stealing mayorships on Foursquare! I had a damned local fiefdom!

TSLA hits a couple of new 52 week lows.

Oh, wheeeeeze! Sure. The legacy bug broke them just when you stomped out. 🤣

This picnic is spiced with mayo and salt.

#ElonMusk

Dude is super high. You only hear this kind of new stoner crap at college house parties.

One of these things seems.. different. 😈

It's Cosmic Doodle Day! #DogsOfCoSo

BIC ad FTW. 🤣

I dunno. I'm debating whether these types of signs help or hurt the gene pool. 😉