I get these monthly, year round, except during the winter months when they are hard to find and I store them in the pantry. Do I do it for the cheerful messages of encouragement on every wrapper?

Nope. I do it for days like today, when both Mr. Cosmic and Cosmic Jr. crawled into bed, wheezing, coughing, and snuffling with a bag of Halls, a box of Kleenex, bottle of Nyquil, and a 2 litre ginger ale each.

I'm hiding upstairs but feeling I have suitably armed them. 🤒